BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.
sante di wife sante nu--uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..
Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...
Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...
Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"
JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo
I may not put colors on ur face in this colorful festival I'm praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life
Happy Holi
Happy Holi
Kanha ne radha sang kheli holi, rango se mast hui gwalo ki toli apki bhi bhar jaye khushiyo se jholi, hamari taraf se aapko
Happy and Colorful Holi
Happy and Colorful Holi
May d fire of holi purify ur heart... May d colours, colour ur life... May d sweets, sweeten d journey of ur life..
I wish ur and ur family very happy holi.
I wish ur and ur family very happy holi.
Ram jinka naam hai, Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise Raghunandan ko, Hamara parnam hai.
Apko or apke Sampoorn Pariwar ko Ramnavami Ki hardik subh kamnaye..
Aise Raghunandan ko, Hamara parnam hai.
Apko or apke Sampoorn Pariwar ko Ramnavami Ki hardik subh kamnaye..
Nachle gaale hamare sath,
Aayi hai Baisakhi khushiyon ke sath,,
Masti mein jhoom aur kheer-poore khaa,,
Ab na kar tu duniya ki parwa.
Baisakhi Mubarak Ho!!
Aayi hai Baisakhi khushiyon ke sath,,
Masti mein jhoom aur kheer-poore khaa,,
Ab na kar tu duniya ki parwa.
Baisakhi Mubarak Ho!!
On this Holy day...
May His light guide your path...
May his love grace your heart...
And may His scarifice strengthen
Your Soul !
GOOD FRIDAY....!
May His light guide your path...
May his love grace your heart...
And may His scarifice strengthen
Your Soul !
GOOD FRIDAY....!
Holi par rang barse
or
Aap k uper apno ka
pyar barse,
Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari
Aap khushi k liye nahi,khushi aap ke liye tarse
Wish u happy holi.
or
Aap k uper apno ka
pyar barse,
Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari
Aap khushi k liye nahi,khushi aap ke liye tarse
Wish u happy holi.
Lal Ho ya pila,
Hara ho ya Nila,
Sukha ho ya Gila,
Ek bar rang lag jaye to
ho jaye RANGEELA.
"HAPPY HOLI
Hara ho ya Nila,
Sukha ho ya Gila,
Ek bar rang lag jaye to
ho jaye RANGEELA.
"HAPPY HOLI
भजि मन राम सियापति रघुकुल ईस
दीन बंधु दुख टारन कौसलाधीस।
राम किसी भांति भजि, रावन की रीति तजि
Happy Ramnavami
दीन बंधु दुख टारन कौसलाधीस।
राम किसी भांति भजि, रावन की रीति तजि
Happy Ramnavami
Subah Subah uth ke ho jao fresh,
Pehenlo aaj sabse aacha sa koi dress,
Doston ka saath ab chalo ghumne,
Viasakhi ki do shubh kaamnayein sabko jo aaye Samne.
Pehenlo aaj sabse aacha sa koi dress,
Doston ka saath ab chalo ghumne,
Viasakhi ki do shubh kaamnayein sabko jo aaye Samne.
May the glory of our Savior
Strengthen you and May
His Graces Shine Upon You
On Good Friday and Always !
Strengthen you and May
His Graces Shine Upon You
On Good Friday and Always !
“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness
& blessings of Ram Navami
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness
& blessings of Ram Navami
Sooraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jesa hai rishta hamara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo.
Mere jaisa pyaara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Baisakhi Ki Shubh Kaamnayein.
Jesa hai rishta hamara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo.
Mere jaisa pyaara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Baisakhi Ki Shubh Kaamnayein.
May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with
Fasting and Prayers so that we can bring
God's mercy and forgiveness on all mankind
Lets Pray together
Fasting and Prayers so that we can bring
God's mercy and forgiveness on all mankind
Lets Pray together
I wish you a very Happy Baisakhi. May Wahe Guruji accept your good deeds,
bring all the years full of love and contentment
bring all the years full of love and contentment
Let us pray sacred mantras, in the praise of eternal savior:
Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami
Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami
When u face problems in life,
don't ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose,
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for u.
don't ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose,
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for u.
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur Bharat ji ka tyaag hum
sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey
Happy Ramnavmi
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur Bharat ji ka tyaag hum
sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey
Happy Ramnavmi
Naye daur, naye yug ki shuruaat,
Satya, Kartavaya ho sadaa sath,
Baisakhi ka ye sunder parva..
Sadaev yaad dilaata hai maanavta ka paath !
Satya, Kartavaya ho sadaa sath,
Baisakhi ka ye sunder parva..
Sadaev yaad dilaata hai maanavta ka paath !
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.
May you live in his abiding love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart.
Good Friday 2011
May you live in his abiding love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart.
Good Friday 2011
Tusi Hsde ho sanu hasaan vaste
Tusi ronde ho saanu rovan vaste
Ek war rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javage tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baisakhi da din hai khushiya manan vaste.
Baisakhi diyan vadhayia
Tusi ronde ho saanu rovan vaste
Ek war rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javage tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baisakhi da din hai khushiya manan vaste.
Baisakhi diyan vadhayia
Deen Bandhu Dukh Taran Kosladhes
Ram Kisi Bhanti Bhaji, Rakhan Ki Riti Taji
Happy Ramnavami
Ram Kisi Bhanti Bhaji, Rakhan Ki Riti Taji
Happy Ramnavami
May the blesssings
Of the Lord
Shine upon u
On this Holy Day
& may he always
Keep in his loving care
Of the Lord
Shine upon u
On this Holy Day
& may he always
Keep in his loving care
Khushbu teri yaari di sanu mehka jandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal sanu behka jandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagande ne aun - jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.
Happy Baisakhi
Happy Baisakhi
Let us pray sacred mantras, in the praise of eternal savior:
“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”. Wish you be accompanied
with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami
“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”. Wish you be accompanied
with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami
May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
Wish you a Happy Easter
On dis day of GOOD FRIDAY, lets remembr dat 2011 years ago D Lord of Lords was crucified and resurrected for Our Sins and showed us d sinless way..
So let us follow d Way & make Him happy FoReVeR.
So let us follow d Way & make Him happy FoReVeR.
Father & son went to medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- whats this
Father- its medicine for killing rats.
Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe!
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- whats this
Father- its medicine for killing rats.
Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe!
Sex ke Waqt Budha wife se Bola- Tight kar Tight kar.
Budhiya gusse se: jo hai usi mein khush rehna sikho, maine kabhi kaha hai ki 'Bada'kar, ya 'KHADA'kar.......
Budhiya gusse se: jo hai usi mein khush rehna sikho, maine kabhi kaha hai ki 'Bada'kar, ya 'KHADA'kar.......
Angoorwali bina BRA pahane angoor bech rahi thi 1 aadmi bola Excude me AAM Dikh rahe hai aurat abey chutiye tabhi to ANGOOR bik rahe hai
Ganguly ne series jeeta to apna t-shirt utar diya dhoni ne 20-20 world cup jeeta to apna t-shirt utar diya pata nahi sania mirja kab tennis jeetegi.
Girl Friend: Condom ke bina karlo,
Boy Friend: Agar mujeaids ho gaya tho...??
Girl Friend: nahi hoga tumhare siwa sab condom pahenkehi karte hai..
Boy Friend: Agar mujeaids ho gaya tho...??
Girl Friend: nahi hoga tumhare siwa sab condom pahenkehi karte hai..
Hsbnd:
Ye Kya Hai ??
Khaane Mein Baal?
Wife:
Raat Bhar Mujhe Yahan Wahan Chaat Lete ho, Mere 10-15 Neeche Ke Baal Nigal Jaathe Ho, Chup Chap Khalo
Ye Kya Hai ??
Khaane Mein Baal?
Wife:
Raat Bhar Mujhe Yahan Wahan Chaat Lete ho, Mere 10-15 Neeche Ke Baal Nigal Jaathe Ho, Chup Chap Khalo
Teri zindagi pe blue film ka saya hai,
Sex ka sukh kahan Tune paya hai,
Tu sust rehta hai kisi ki yaad me,
aur Log sochte hai ke aaj fir saala hila k aaya hai
Sex ka sukh kahan Tune paya hai,
Tu sust rehta hai kisi ki yaad me,
aur Log sochte hai ke aaj fir saala hila k aaya hai
Boy ; Mujse shadi kar lo mera bahut ' Lamba' hai.
Girl: kya?
Boy; 'anubhav'
Girl: Thik hai me tayyar hu mera bhi kafi gahra hai.
Boy: kya?
Girl: 'Aatmvishvas
Girl: kya?
Boy; 'anubhav'
Girl: Thik hai me tayyar hu mera bhi kafi gahra hai.
Boy: kya?
Girl: 'Aatmvishvas
Patni-Meri saheli aa rahi h or mere sath soyegi,
Aap hall me so jaoge?
Pati-Ek shart pe!
Agar tum hall me
sone ka wada karo jb meri saheli ayegi?
Aap hall me so jaoge?
Pati-Ek shart pe!
Agar tum hall me
sone ka wada karo jb meri saheli ayegi?
Boy: Love aur Arrange marriage me kya farq he?
Girl: love me pehle se size ka pata chal jata he aur arrange me
.
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Naseeb apna-apna...!
Girl: love me pehle se size ka pata chal jata he aur arrange me
.
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Naseeb apna-apna...!
Tere hotho ki kabhi muskurahat n jay
tere palko m kabhi aansoo n aay
teri rah m pade ho jitne b kante
Bhagwan kare
tu gire or,vo sb teri gand me ghuss jaye
tere palko m kabhi aansoo n aay
teri rah m pade ho jitne b kante
Bhagwan kare
tu gire or,vo sb teri gand me ghuss jaye
Agar asman tak
hamare hath jate
Agar asman tak
hamare hath jate
to
Chand sitare to kya Dost tere liye pariyo ki BRA aur
PANTY bhi utar laate
hamare hath jate
Agar asman tak
hamare hath jate
to
Chand sitare to kya Dost tere liye pariyo ki BRA aur
PANTY bhi utar laate
Arth ka Anarth -
Ek lift pe 2 notice likhe the-
"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe.."
or us k neeche likha tha-
"1 bar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe"
"
Ek lift pe 2 notice likhe the-
"Ladies ka khas khayal rakhe.."
or us k neeche likha tha-
"1 bar me 6 se zyada Aadmi na chadhe"
"
Lutero ne ghar me ghuskar malkin or pandu naukar ka rape kar diya.
Police to pandu:lutero ka chehra kaisa tha?
Pandu:malkin se hi pucho,mai to ulta leta tha.
Police to pandu:lutero ka chehra kaisa tha?
Pandu:malkin se hi pucho,mai to ulta leta tha.
Sarfira shaayar
Ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:-
Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho.
Wah!! Wah
patak-patak ke chodega madarchod, bekaar me Itra rahi ho!.
Ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se:-
Naazo se pali ho sasural ja rahi ho.
Wah!! Wah
patak-patak ke chodega madarchod, bekaar me Itra rahi ho!.
Old couple went to delhi.
Man got in to mood n said- jaanu.. room me chale ya qutub minar dekhne?
Wife- room me hi chalo.. qutb minar to kal bhi khada rahega..
Man got in to mood n said- jaanu.. room me chale ya qutub minar dekhne?
Wife- room me hi chalo.. qutb minar to kal bhi khada rahega..
Seeng nahi hote lomdi ke..
Wah wah..
seeng nahi hote lomdi ke
wah wah..
Aur batao kaise ho bhosdi ke..
Wah wah..
seeng nahi hote lomdi ke
wah wah..
Aur batao kaise ho bhosdi ke..
teacher: tell me thing u can suck??
johny: A lamp!
teacher: how can one suck lamp??
jhony: I heard my mom saying, turn off the lamp honey and let me suck it....
johny: A lamp!
teacher: how can one suck lamp??
jhony: I heard my mom saying, turn off the lamp honey and let me suck it....
Stock brocker catches wife in bed with other man: what's going on?
Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity,honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE
Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity,honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE
Mallika Sherawat - Mujhe "KELA" pasand hai, aur tujhe?
Rakhi Sawant - Mujhe "KARELA"
Mallika - kyu?
Rakhi - b'coz its
D.O.T.T.E.D !!
Rakhi Sawant - Mujhe "KARELA"
Mallika - kyu?
Rakhi - b'coz its
D.O.T.T.E.D !!