Shohar Suhag rat ko wife se: Dikhny main to tumhary B**0Bs baray soft or pink hain..!
Wife (sharmaaty hue) Pata nahi !
“JITNY MUHN UTNI BAATEIN”!
Wife (sharmaaty hue) Pata nahi !
“JITNY MUHN UTNI BAATEIN”!
Shoaib malik & Sania Mrza Sex kr rahay thy.
shoaib ny dick Sania ki tang pr rakh dia.
Sania: Undar daalo, yahaan kyon rakh dia?
sohaib: Yahan Say Swing Karoonga
shoaib ny dick Sania ki tang pr rakh dia.
Sania: Undar daalo, yahaan kyon rakh dia?
sohaib: Yahan Say Swing Karoonga
Eik “Shaair” hohar suhag raat pe apni BV se: Jee karta hai tere baalon ko sehlaaon, tere husun pe sadqay jaon, tere jhumkay ko jhoola jhulaaon,
BV: Tum meri le rahe ho ya main kisi aur ko bulaon ??
BV: Tum meri le rahe ho ya main kisi aur ko bulaon ??
Boy 2 Girl:
“Aaj Kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,,,”
Girl:
“is ki or b Ziyada Demand honi thi agr Tum Jaisay Larkay Gaand Na Marwatay.”
Hans mat tery ooper ha
“Aaj Kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,,,”
Girl:
“is ki or b Ziyada Demand honi thi agr Tum Jaisay Larkay Gaand Na Marwatay.”
Hans mat tery ooper ha
Mirza Ghalib Ne Har Baat Pe Sher Kaha
Nikah Huwa Sher Kaha
Rukhsati Huwi Sher Kaha
Aur Jab Ghoonghat Uthaya Ye Sher Kaha
"Le Aayi Phir Kahan Pe Qismat Humain Kahan Se"
"Yeh To Wohi Jagah Hai Niklay Thay Hum Jahan Se"
Nikah Huwa Sher Kaha
Rukhsati Huwi Sher Kaha
Aur Jab Ghoonghat Uthaya Ye Sher Kaha
"Le Aayi Phir Kahan Pe Qismat Humain Kahan Se"
"Yeh To Wohi Jagah Hai Niklay Thay Hum Jahan Se"
Badsurat si Aunty 2 Bacho K Sath Shop Pr Gai
Salesman: Ye Twins Hain?
Aunty: Nahi 3 Saal Ka Frq Hai
Salesman:Yaqen Nai Ata Koi Apki 2 Dafa b le Sakta Hy.
Salesman: Ye Twins Hain?
Aunty: Nahi 3 Saal Ka Frq Hai
Salesman:Yaqen Nai Ata Koi Apki 2 Dafa b le Sakta Hy.
larka: molvi sahab kia girlfriend k saath sona haram hai..
molvi: beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai..masla ye hai k tum log sote nahi ho..;-)
molvi: beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai..masla ye hai k tum log sote nahi ho..;-)
Sardar aur uska beta neher mein naha rahe thay k beta doobne laga to Baap ki Lulli ko pakar liya.
Sardar:
Terna sekh BHOSRI ke.
Maa ke sath hota to doob jata.
Sardar:
Terna sekh BHOSRI ke.
Maa ke sath hota to doob jata.