(Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha)
Judge-
'ORDER ORDER'
Sharabi-
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi.
Judge-
'ORDER ORDER'
Sharabi-
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi.
A passionate drinker: 'I trust whisky more than a girl, because it damages my kidneys not my heart.'
Dat's true.............
Dat's true.............
“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…
School Bhej DiA…
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…
School Bhej DiA…
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis…
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis…
I’m very good in bed…
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . .
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . .
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga..
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga..
5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein
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Jaroo
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein
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Jaroo
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
“VOTE“
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
“VOTE“
pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
fuck off
f
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k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
f
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k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.
Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.
Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….