The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f**k her in the azz.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai

Husband apne susral mai apni Bibi se chalo sex kerte hain
Bibi : nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia

1 Murghi Market Gaye Or Kaha 1 Anda Dena Salesman: Tum Anda Khud Kyu Ni Deti? Murghi: Mere Husband Kehta Hai K Darling 7 Rupay K Lye Apni Figure Kharab Mat Karo

Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Se Aaye

Jab Wo Apni UngliOn
Se Mere balon Ko Sehlaye

Main Dheere Dheere
Juda Karon Libas
Us K JiSm Se

Aur Wo Madhoshi Me Mujhse LiPat Jaye

Main Choomo Us K
JiSm Ko Kuch iS Tarah

K bekhudi Me Us Ki
Aah NiKal Jaye

Mere Jalte Hont
Jab MiLen
Us K Honton Se

Mere Dehakte JiSm Me
Halchal C Mach Jaye

Main Usey Raat bhaar
iTna PYAR Karon

K Us K JiSm Ka Ek Ek Aang Jhoom Jaye

Kaash Wo Raat
Jaldi Se Aaye

Jab Wo Mujhe Apne
Seene Pe Sulaye

Lo G, Kesa Zmana Äa Gia Hy, Had Ker Di "Telenor" Walo Ne, Poster Per Larki Ki Tasveer Bna K Kehte Hein, Lage Raho, Raat Bhar, Or Wo B Sirf "4" Rupey Mein.

Boondi Ke Laddu If NIPPLES Were Called ‘BOONDI’ In Hindi, Then What Would B00BS Be Called?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? BOONDI KE LADDU ( . ) ( . ) ?? Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye’.:-)

Six Benefits Of Girls Milk. 1. Cat Can't Drink. 2. No Need Of Glass. 3. No Expiry Date. 4. Packed In Beautiful Container. 5. No Need To Boil. 6. 1+1 Offer.

Jai Shree Krishna
Mangal Mooh Aapki Kripa Aprampar
Aise Shree Krishna Ji
Ko Hum Sab Ka Namaskar…

Jai Shree Krishna…

He Lalo Ke Lal Hamara Pyare Thakur Nand Lal Swine Flu Se Raksha Karo Hum Logo Ka Karo Sanghar Aap Sabhi Ko Mubarak Ho Janmastmi Ko Tyohar

Heartly Wishes For All Indian Lovers And Couples On The Occation Of "Krishan Janmashtami".

Krishna Janmashtmi Ki Hardik Subhkamnaye Prbhu Aapki Sari Manokamna Puurn Kare Aur Jiwan Me Sukh Samrridhi Laye. Happy Janmashtmi.

Sir Per Mor Mukut, Gale Vaijaynti Mal, Aiso Mere Mann Basom Sada Bihari Lal, Shri Krishna

Todey Is Very Precious Day Some One Special Was Born Born To Fight Againt Sin Born To Seve The Teust In God Wish You A Happy Janmastami

Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono Ne Shyam Ko Chaaha
Ab Shyaam Pe Hai Sara Bhaar
Kis Ki Preet Kare Sweekar
Happy Janmashtami

Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.

Q: Why Is The Waist Called A Waist? A: Because Anything Below The Tits & Above The Pussy Is A "Waste"!

A Woman Gave Birth To 6 Babies, On Seeing This She Got Off The Hospital Bed And Slapped Her Husband And Shouted,: I Told U Not To Do In Doggy Style.

☻Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

☻Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

☻I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.

☻“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”

☻I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me

☻You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

☻I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

☻Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister

☻“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

☻I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

☻Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You

☻“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

☻Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile

☻I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

☻May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

☻Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.

☻The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

☻Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak

☻All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]

Eid Mubarak to You.

☻Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Eid Mubarak

☻Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

☻May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK

☻Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
Eid Mubarak

☻May this…
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

☻May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
and
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

☻I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak…

☻Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK

☻With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..

☻Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!

☻Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

☻Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family

☻May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK

☻No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK

☻Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

☻An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.

☻Thousands laid down there lives
So that our country breath this day.
Never forget there sacrifice.
Happy Independence day

☻Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it

☻Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

☻He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself

☻I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD

☻31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………

☻This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.

☻On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

☻Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.

☻Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!

☻Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world

I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day

☻We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!

☻Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day

☻May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

☻May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

☻Keep India green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

☻It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day

☻If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace

☻Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity

☻Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day

☻It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.

☻We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.

☻Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!

☻No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day

☻Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day

☻My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!

☻Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

☻Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You

☻Some things just can't be expressed in words
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart

☻And I’m proud to be a Indian,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.