When life changes & we go our separate wayz.
U will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
I tell no lie dis is true.
Da world has nva seen a freind like u.
U will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
I tell no lie dis is true.
Da world has nva seen a freind like u.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to c who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that.
but when I turned around to c who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
I’d still love you
and
I won’t expect you to
love me in return...
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
I’d still love you
and
I won’t expect you to
love me in return...
"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long".
think of the reason why you held it so long".
Once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girl friend was asked .... hav u left ur girl friend or she left u???
He smiled and answered.
.
.
.
Love left us!!!
He smiled and answered.
.
.
.
Love left us!!!
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
Dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
Pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh"
Dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
Pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh"
It is scientifically proven that k bachpan mein gand maraane wale log seedhe hath mein mobile pakarte hain.
Don't change ur now its too late.
Don't change ur now its too late.
Teacher: Bachchon kya bata sakte ho ki billi (cat) k itne sare bachche kyon hote hain?
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Husband & wife talak ke baad.
Husband: Bachche mere hain.
Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
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Husband: Bachche mere hain.
Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
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