1 madari ne daawa kia k woh hr chiz ko hawa me kharra kr skta hai.
1 admi ne malta dia,
madari ne jadu se maltay ko hawa me kharra kr dia.
logo ne taliyan mari or malta gir gia.
Phr 1 bnde ne kela dia us ko b madari ne kharra kar diya.
Logo ne taliyan mari or kela gir gia.
1 baba aya or bola puttar 15 sal tu mera lun nahi khalota.
Enu khalar k vakha.
Madari ne jadu parha or wo khara ho gia.
Baba bola,
MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA ay JINE TAALI MARI.
Teri DOSTI pe dost
Mein pent utar dun
Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun
Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se
Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun.....
Mein pent utar dun
Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun
Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se
Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun.....
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
ek baat kuch ladko ne dairy farm ke maalik ko nanga kar ke ek poll (khambe)se baand diya aur sari bhains (bufaallow)chura ke le gaye
next day gaon walo ne use khambe se khola to wo ...lakdi utha ke bachdo ko marne laga
gaon (village) walo ne pucha in be-zubaan ko kyun maar rahe ho isme inki kya galti
dairy farm ka maalik bola---- bosdike 4 mahine ke ho gaye abhi tak inhe than aur lund ka gyan nhi hai sari raat mujhe pareshaan kar dia--------badshah
next day gaon walo ne use khambe se khola to wo ...lakdi utha ke bachdo ko marne laga
gaon (village) walo ne pucha in be-zubaan ko kyun maar rahe ho isme inki kya galti
dairy farm ka maalik bola---- bosdike 4 mahine ke ho gaye abhi tak inhe than aur lund ka gyan nhi hai sari raat mujhe pareshaan kar dia--------badshah
Girl: Ye galat hai
Boy: I Love U
G: Ye Galat hai
B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge
G: Yeh Galat hai.
B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.
G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.
Boy: I Love U
G: Ye Galat hai
B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge
G: Yeh Galat hai.
B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.
G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.
Master jee: Dunya Gol hai,
Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..
Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..
Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi.
Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:
"Kinni Bholi Ey,
Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,
Fir V
Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:
"Kinni Bholi Ey,
Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,
Fir V
Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
SIX aur SEX Kia Farq Hai???????????
Very Simple:-
Utha k Maroo to SIX.......
Or
Litta k Maroo to SEX......
Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......
Or
Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....
Very Simple:-
Utha k Maroo to SIX.......
Or
Litta k Maroo to SEX......
Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......
Or
Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....
Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......
so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......
so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............
Shankar Rambeti ki shadi main FRAZ ko shairi k liay bulaya gaya.............
Pehaly he sher k baad FRAZ Kutton ki trah pitnay laga.............
Kyun k sher kuch youn tha:-
*Kia baat hai Mahfil-e-aahtemem ki*
Aaj beti CHUDAY gi Shankar Ram ki
Pehaly he sher k baad FRAZ Kutton ki trah pitnay laga.............
Kyun k sher kuch youn tha:-
*Kia baat hai Mahfil-e-aahtemem ki*
Aaj beti CHUDAY gi Shankar Ram ki
Karachi k kharab halat ma Sex b buri tara se mutasir howa hy
Rat ko husbnd ne wife se chudai k lye kaha
wife ne ye keh kr mana krdeya
Double sawari mana hy….
Rat ko husbnd ne wife se chudai k lye kaha
wife ne ye keh kr mana krdeya
Double sawari mana hy….
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Anti Misba shop pr bolne wala TOTA
Lene gae
Anti Misba-Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota-Gashti lgti ho
Anti Misba-Tota battamez hy
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko
Pani mai dubaya ur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
Anti Misba-Agr mere ghar
Ek admi ay to tum kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd ho ga
Anti Misba-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd ur Devar
Anti Misba-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd,Devar ur Bhai
Anti Misba-Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“Lay aao PANI”
Lene gae
Anti Misba-Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota-Gashti lgti ho
Anti Misba-Tota battamez hy
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko
Pani mai dubaya ur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
Anti Misba-Agr mere ghar
Ek admi ay to tum kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd ho ga
Anti Misba-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd ur Devar
Anti Misba-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd,Devar ur Bhai
Anti Misba-Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“Lay aao PANI”
Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein
Chaudhary: sex kro ge?
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy
Chaudhary 10 bacho smet ek Bus mei enter hua
Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?
Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu
Aur ye sb customer complains hein
Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?
Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu
Aur ye sb customer complains hein
Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy
Anti Misba: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge
ek muslim dost se suhagrat ke agle din dosto ne puchha: kaisa raha?
ladke ne kaha: kabhi bhool kar bhi khandaan mai shaadi mat karna. Jara sa jor lagaya to kahne lagi
Shakil Bhai aaram se
ladke ne kaha: kabhi bhool kar bhi khandaan mai shaadi mat karna. Jara sa jor lagaya to kahne lagi
Shakil Bhai aaram se
Chaudhary: Can u Define will power?
Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing
Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing
Chaudhary sahb gusse se:
Chalo lady doctor pr jana hy,wo tange khol k tumhari
Phuddi check kre ge
Sara:
Wo tu rozana Jameel Sahb b check krte hein
Chalo lady doctor pr jana hy,wo tange khol k tumhari
Phuddi check kre ge
Sara:
Wo tu rozana Jameel Sahb b check krte hein
Sara: can u tell me What is height of Berozgari?
Pathan :
"haan Randi ke phudi mei jalay lge hun"
Pathan :
"haan Randi ke phudi mei jalay lge hun"
(ZARA SHAM HONE DO)
Misba bacho ko sula degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Kahan aghaz hota hy
Kahan anjam hota hy,
.
Hunar saray sikha degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ki num CHOOT ko na dekho
Misba tere LUN ko b rulla degi,
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane ki
Tuje dilkash maza chakha degi
Zara Sham hone do,
.
Tm ne pocha hy k kb
hogi satisfaction tume
Jb hogi bta degi Anti Misba
Zara sham hone do,
.
(Anti Misba)
Misba bacho ko sula degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Kahan aghaz hota hy
Kahan anjam hota hy,
.
Hunar saray sikha degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ki num CHOOT ko na dekho
Misba tere LUN ko b rulla degi,
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane ki
Tuje dilkash maza chakha degi
Zara Sham hone do,
.
Tm ne pocha hy k kb
hogi satisfaction tume
Jb hogi bta degi Anti Misba
Zara sham hone do,
.
(Anti Misba)
Major Rohail-
Why are you pregnent
Bubbli-
It's a college project about
Miracles of life
Major Rohail-
Father of this kid?
Bubbli-
I Don't know it was a group project
Why are you pregnent
Bubbli-
It's a college project about
Miracles of life
Major Rohail-
Father of this kid?
Bubbli-
I Don't know it was a group project
Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya
Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
Wisper ultra lene gya
Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Aftr Suhagrat
Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi
Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi
Aishwarya Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goadd Lya.
1 Din Bacha Dudh K Leye Chikha.
Ashwarya: Tum barey ho gaye ho, Khana khao.
Bacha: Acha mat pilao, Sirf dikha do!..
Major Rohail-
Translate into urdu
“He gave me 14 and then 15 rupees”
Bubbli-
Sharmate hue
“Us ne mujhe pehle choda aur phir pndra rupe dye”
Translate into urdu
“He gave me 14 and then 15 rupees”
Bubbli-
Sharmate hue
“Us ne mujhe pehle choda aur phir pndra rupe dye”
Anti Misba-shadi ko 20 saal ho gy
Tb or ab mei kya frk hy?
Major Rohail-
Tb tm balo mei hath pherti thi
tu L*N khara ho jata tha,
Ab tm L*N pe hath pherti ho
tu bal khare ho jate hein
Tb or ab mei kya frk hy?
Major Rohail-
Tb tm balo mei hath pherti thi
tu L*N khara ho jata tha,
Ab tm L*N pe hath pherti ho
tu bal khare ho jate hein
Major Rohail:
khan sab apke beti XXX
movie mei kam kr rhe thi
Pathan:
Oy bewkuf wo tu sirf “film” hy film
Koe sach mei thori na hy
khan sab apke beti XXX
movie mei kam kr rhe thi
Pathan:
Oy bewkuf wo tu sirf “film” hy film
Koe sach mei thori na hy
Anti Misba:
Janu aj hm sex mei tail/oil use nhe kren ge
Major Rohail: kyu?
Anti Misba:
High B.P ke wja se doctor ne
tail istemal krne se mna kya hy
Ek Muhajir Apne Ghar ke Pass Shart Nikal ke Betha hua tha..,
Pathan: Wah Kiya Chest hai !
Muhajir : ye to kuch be Nahi hai Andar Aa ke meri Wife ka dekho....!
Pathan: Wah Kiya Chest hai !
Muhajir : ye to kuch be Nahi hai Andar Aa ke meri Wife ka dekho....!
Major Rohail apni behan k Rishta dekhne gya
Larke wale:
App ke behan Goori hy
Pr
Bohat Mooti hai
Major Rohail:
Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hamesha
Chota hi hota hai
Larke wale:
App ke behan Goori hy
Pr
Bohat Mooti hai
Major Rohail:
Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hamesha
Chota hi hota hai
Major Rohail ke Behan ka guzara
Apne husbnd k sath nhi hota tha
.
Major Rohail:
Tu Talaq leley
.
Behan:
Nhi Roheley
Me dubara call girl nhi bna
Chahatey
Apne husbnd k sath nhi hota tha
.
Major Rohail:
Tu Talaq leley
.
Behan:
Nhi Roheley
Me dubara call girl nhi bna
Chahatey