Funny Fact
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka ... **Faisla apka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka ... **Faisla apka
Suhagrat ko dulhan bola: Jaan, aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe.
Dulhan sharma ke bole: Ye to aapka rocket dekhkar hi bataa paungi.
Dulhan sharma ke bole: Ye to aapka rocket dekhkar hi bataa paungi.
Jewellery shop mein Santa Singh ki zabardst pitayi ho gai.
Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka hai Ab bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."
Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka hai Ab bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."
Paisa gand ki tarah hota hai.
Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!
Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.
Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.
Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!
Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.
Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.
B se Better,
B se Best,
B se Brave,
B se Beneficient,
pr B se itnay b busy na ho jana k
B se humay bhol he jao, ….
samjhe B se,….
“Bhosri kay”
B se Best,
B se Brave,
B se Beneficient,
pr B se itnay b busy na ho jana k
B se humay bhol he jao, ….
samjhe B se,….
“Bhosri kay”
Ek pthan ne sex karne ka sara intzam kar lia
Tail laya
Condom laya
Roi laya
Doodh pia
Kisi ne poocha kis baat ka intzaar he?
Khan bola bus ye bacha sms parh le.
Tail laya
Condom laya
Roi laya
Doodh pia
Kisi ne poocha kis baat ka intzaar he?
Khan bola bus ye bacha sms parh le.
Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!
Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…
Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja k Paon chuay aur kaha,
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni.
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni.
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING†HAVE NICE DAY
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING†HAVE NICE DAY
raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
good morning
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
good morning
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day
Good Morning! Have a nice day
Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments…Good morning!
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments…Good morning!
Ek Bewafa se Wafa kar raha hun
Uski Ibadat karke Khuda ko Khafa kar raha hun
Ek BAAR me Maut gawara Nai muje
Kisto me Khudkushi kar raha hun
Uski Ibadat karke Khuda ko Khafa kar raha hun
Ek BAAR me Maut gawara Nai muje
Kisto me Khudkushi kar raha hun
Zindagi mein kuch bhi haasil na kar paaye
Na jee paaye,aur na hi mar paaye
Har baar dil mein basa hua koi rok leta hai
Na woh humein bhula paaya na hum usse bhula paaye(mkm)
Na jee paaye,aur na hi mar paaye
Har baar dil mein basa hua koi rok leta hai
Na woh humein bhula paaya na hum usse bhula paaye(mkm)
Phir chupke se aahein bharta hai koi
Phir pyar se humein bulata hai koi
Par hum to bahaut dour ja chuke hein
Kiyonki patthar sa apna dil banata hai koi
Phir pyar se humein bulata hai koi
Par hum to bahaut dour ja chuke hein
Kiyonki patthar sa apna dil banata hai koi
Pyar tujhe bhi hai hum se,hum maante hain
Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain
Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati
Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil
Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati
Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain
Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati
Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil
Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati
Things 2 take note when u sleep:
1st-miss me,
2nd-think of me,
3rd-hug me,
4th-love me.
Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.
Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night
1st-miss me,
2nd-think of me,
3rd-hug me,
4th-love me.
Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.
Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night
A special face,
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
My day won’t certainly be over
for I have something left to do.
I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night
for I have something left to do.
I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night
Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night
Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
Doctor: sorry Major sab
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai
Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again.
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again.
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
Ramlal:Thakur sahab. Gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: To main kya karun?
Ramlal:bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?
Thakur: To main kya karun?
Ramlal:bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?