Train mein aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
sardar-murga kaise diye
murgawala-70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar- rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala-isko aids hai.
sardar- de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai.
murgawala-70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar- rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala-isko aids hai.
sardar- de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai.
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida..
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida..
WIFE-1 baat bolu maarna mat.!
Husband-Bolo!
W-Main Pregnant hu.!
H-Ye to khushi ki baat hai.
W-College life me 1baar Papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi..
Husband-Bolo!
W-Main Pregnant hu.!
H-Ye to khushi ki baat hai.
W-College life me 1baar Papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi..
santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi.
Dr mareez ki gaand main ungli kar ke baitha tha.
Ek ne poocha Dr sahab kya kar rahey ho ??
Dr: mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon......
Ek ne phir poocha kaise ? ?
Dr.: yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga........:)
Ek ne poocha Dr sahab kya kar rahey ho ??
Dr: mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon......
Ek ne phir poocha kaise ? ?
Dr.: yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga........:)
kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai ijajat hai ?
bivi bolti hai G. poori raat kaam laga kar beemaar kar ke sasural chodney chal deta hai aur wahan se chaltey samay saas se kehta hai ijajat hai ? tabhi bivi chhila deti hai maa ijajat mat dena gand faad dega!........
bivi bolti hai G. poori raat kaam laga kar beemaar kar ke sasural chodney chal deta hai aur wahan se chaltey samay saas se kehta hai ijajat hai ? tabhi bivi chhila deti hai maa ijajat mat dena gand faad dega!........
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense
If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
Aunty:- Ne sex ke baad ladke se pucha tune condom kyu nahi lagaya?
Ladka:- Aunty pack per likha tha ..."DO NOT USE IF THE SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN".
Ladka:- Aunty pack per likha tha ..."DO NOT USE IF THE SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN".
Friendship Adult version:
Friendship Isnt about I M SORRY
Its About 'MA CHUDA'
Its not About WHERE R U ?
Its About 'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HE'
Its not About I 4Give U!
Its About 'MUH ME LELE'
Its Not About NO!
Its About 'GHANTA'
Its Not About TOO SMALL!
Its About 'JHANT BARBAR'!
Its NOt Aout TOO BIG
Its About 'GAND PHAAD'!
Its Not About DIFFICULTY!
Its About 'GAND FAT GAI'!
&Finally
Its Not About WE ROCK
Its About 'MAA CHOD DI'!
Friendship Isnt about I M SORRY
Its About 'MA CHUDA'
Its not About WHERE R U ?
Its About 'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HE'
Its not About I 4Give U!
Its About 'MUH ME LELE'
Its Not About NO!
Its About 'GHANTA'
Its Not About TOO SMALL!
Its About 'JHANT BARBAR'!
Its NOt Aout TOO BIG
Its About 'GAND PHAAD'!
Its Not About DIFFICULTY!
Its About 'GAND FAT GAI'!
&Finally
Its Not About WE ROCK
Its About 'MAA CHOD DI'!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Life paradox:
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani.
Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.
Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.
Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.
Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai,
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Santa train ki patri par so gaya…
Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!
Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!
Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court,
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
If Dhoni Weds Sania.
What Would Their First Child Be Named
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Dhania.
What Would Their First Child Be Named
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
When I go wrong,
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai?
Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.
Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…
Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.
Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Night is a wonderful opportunity
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.
Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
Good Night!
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
Good Night!
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels
in my heart they stay…And so to God I always pray the best
of blessings be yours…Each day & Night
in my heart they stay…And so to God I always pray the best
of blessings be yours…Each day & Night
My day won”t certainly be over for I have something left to do.
I just couldn”t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night
I just couldn”t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night
look…the moon is calling u …see the stars r shining
for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle
in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle
in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
Finally hum Uth Gaey hain.
To Jis Jis ne hamein Good Morning Kehna hai,
Wo Line mein Kharey Hojaein,
Kindly AIk Doosrey ko Dhakka mat Dein..
1 Bajey Tak Darshan Hongey…
To Jis Jis ne hamein Good Morning Kehna hai,
Wo Line mein Kharey Hojaein,
Kindly AIk Doosrey ko Dhakka mat Dein..
1 Bajey Tak Darshan Hongey…
The stars are out,
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight
Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams
Aik Sardar road pr potti kartay huay pakra gea…
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Police man usay Police Station lay janay laga to
Sardar bola:
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Saboot (Proof) to lay chalo
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Police man usay Police Station lay janay laga to
Sardar bola:
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Saboot (Proof) to lay chalo
"15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani khol diya jaye ga"
( Indian Govt. )
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Q k Unki bachi(sania mirza) ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na
( Indian Govt. )
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Q k Unki bachi(sania mirza) ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
SHOAIB MALIK ne SANIA Se Pocha:
Kia Main Hi Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hun?
SANIA: Darling Kr Di Na PAKISTANION Wali Baat.
SPINNER KO B KABHI New Ball MILI HAI?
Kia Main Hi Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hun?
SANIA: Darling Kr Di Na PAKISTANION Wali Baat.
SPINNER KO B KABHI New Ball MILI HAI?
Main ye sim Off Kr Raha Hun
Is Pr Muje Boht Calls Or Msgs a Rahe Hyn Log Tang Krte Hyn
Pochte Hyn k,
Ap Ne Sania mirza Ko Q Chor Diya.?..;-)
Is Pr Muje Boht Calls Or Msgs a Rahe Hyn Log Tang Krte Hyn
Pochte Hyn k,
Ap Ne Sania mirza Ko Q Chor Diya.?..;-)
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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believe in FLIRTING :p
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
Ah– I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
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“Pay The Bill”
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
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“Pay The Bill”
It must have been a rainy day when you were born..
Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBU
1 for AMMI
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBU
1 for AMMI
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?
Can you see me?
no?
Turn around,
can you see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!
no?
Turn around,
can you see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!
Benefits of Kissing:
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?
what a good swimmer I would be?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk…
A late night out…
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
Fully drunk…
A late night out…
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”
GoodNight
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”
GoodNight
G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
Another day ends and
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Daikh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe be neend ane lagi.
“Good Night”
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Daikh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe be neend ane lagi.
“Good Night”
Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
Another day ends and
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Hello ! This is our ATD
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… “Good Night”
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… “Good Night”
Sun is upset and moon is happy,
Bcoz sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.
Bcoz sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.
Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Ladies hostel k compound me ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi.
Bahut shor hua to unki madam chillai,
bina shor k maza lo varna cycle mein Seat lagwa dungi.
Bahut shor hua to unki madam chillai,
bina shor k maza lo varna cycle mein Seat lagwa dungi.
Ladkio ki ada hume pasand nahi
ladkio se bate hume pasand nahi,
wo to aane wale bachho ki zid hai ki
Mummy chahiye warna hume shadi pasand nahi.
ladkio se bate hume pasand nahi,
wo to aane wale bachho ki zid hai ki
Mummy chahiye warna hume shadi pasand nahi.
1 sardar ki gaand pe funsi ho gayi
vo Aaina rakh kar davai laga raha tha ki uska lund khada ho gaya.
SARDAR SHARMA KAR BOLA ABE NICHE BATH JA,
YE APNI Hai
vo Aaina rakh kar davai laga raha tha ki uska lund khada ho gaya.
SARDAR SHARMA KAR BOLA ABE NICHE BATH JA,
YE APNI Hai
Girl 2 boy: Main tumhe hmesha ke liye chhodkar ja rahi hu mujhe bhul jana!
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,Na tere jane ka gum, Ja Behen tera kissa khtam!!
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,Na tere jane ka gum, Ja Behen tera kissa khtam!!
Vomit msg-rn1 Rani ne kaha k jo Mere Thook k 3 glass piyega Mai Us se Shadi karungiSanta ne 2 glas piye n Ruk GyaRani-Bs Dar Gye?Santa-Nai Balgam chaba ra hu..
Santa ne ladki se jhagda karte karte chut mein ungli kar di.
Ladki boli teri ye himmat,
Santa bola tumne hi to kaha ungli neeche karke baat karo..
Ladki boli teri ye himmat,
Santa bola tumne hi to kaha ungli neeche karke baat karo..
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
“AMMI BHOOT”
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
“AMMI BHOOT”
Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
U always be cool & right!!!
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
X’cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNightâ€.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorningâ€.
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNightâ€.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorningâ€.
Remember that each time u fall ..
I’ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
I’ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep”gud night”
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there’s stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams
will always be wid u. Good Nite!
will always be wid u. Good Nite!
kal ki haseen moulaqat k lieh ajj ratt k lieh hum tum juda ho jaty
hein acha chalo soo jaty hein SHAB-A-KHAIR
hein acha chalo soo jaty hein SHAB-A-KHAIR
Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time ;) GOOD’NITE
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time ;) GOOD’NITE
I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some
ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the
dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight
ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the
dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true… nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u .
A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given…Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak
so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak
so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…
Stars light Stars bright u’re the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams .
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite…….
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite
No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter there’s stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be wid u. Gd Nite!
no matter there’s stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be wid u. Gd Nite!
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite
Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up… Gd nite N sleep TiTE ‘
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..
Di£ me hamesha Ek shor ho raha hai..
Bina $m$ .. Di£ bor ho raha hai….
Kahi aisa to nahi…. Ke ek pyaara sa dost ‘GØØD NIGHT’ kiye bina hi so raha hai
Bina $m$ .. Di£ bor ho raha hai….
Kahi aisa to nahi…. Ke ek pyaara sa dost ‘GØØD NIGHT’ kiye bina hi so raha hai
Angel East
Angel West
The North
and the South
look after you all nite long
Angel West
The North
and the South
look after you all nite long
10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*#
THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a whish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight
sending u 1000 smiles.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye.
Lo vi Mitro
Goodnight
Nal e Good morning vi lelo kyoki aapa savere late uthna hai
Goodnight
Nal e Good morning vi lelo kyoki aapa savere late uthna hai
A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams
Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night†kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night†kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
No matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
As u go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia karen
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia karen
Morning Voice..
UK = Hi Dear
USA = Good Morning
CHINA = Mehan
JAPAN = Shanhow
ITALY = Manichi
INDIA = Namastay
FRANCE = Sanchay
PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )
UK = Hi Dear
USA = Good Morning
CHINA = Mehan
JAPAN = Shanhow
ITALY = Manichi
INDIA = Namastay
FRANCE = Sanchay
PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )
Aik Sardar Tha..
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
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Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! :-)
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
:
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Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! :-)
Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?
Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?
Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
I Miss U Rozana,
After Breakfast & Khana,
Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,
Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,
Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )
After Breakfast & Khana,
Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,
Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,
Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
Susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
1 Pathan Aur 1 American,
Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..
American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..
American Bola: What is This..??
Pathan Bola: This is Language..
Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..
American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..
American Bola: What is This..??
Pathan Bola: This is Language..
Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Winter is going 2 start…
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo
us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
$hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Allah aap ko
lambay baalon wala
kali kali aankhon wala
meethi si awaz wala
chhel chhabeela
khoobsoorat sa
smart sa
bakra ataa farmaye
Qurbani ke liye!
lambay baalon wala
kali kali aankhon wala
meethi si awaz wala
chhel chhabeela
khoobsoorat sa
smart sa
bakra ataa farmaye
Qurbani ke liye!
Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…
My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
to
to
DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
to
to
DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . .
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . .
Good Friendz R Like Tom & Jerry..
Sometimes Small Fights
&
Craps Keeps Them Apart,
But They Always
Come Back Together
To Run A Long Episode.
Sometimes Small Fights
&
Craps Keeps Them Apart,
But They Always
Come Back Together
To Run A Long Episode.
No One In Ths World Is Rich Enough
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRNDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRNDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
Friend Is An Evergreen Relation
Which Never Thinks
Y We r Friends,
But Wen 2 Friends Miss
Each Other Their Heart
Feels Something Is Missing
Which Never Thinks
Y We r Friends,
But Wen 2 Friends Miss
Each Other Their Heart
Feels Something Is Missing
Apni dosti ki gari kuch is qadar chal pari
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake
Flowerz Of Friendship
Never Gives Up,
Its A Promise Made Forever.
It Brings Happiness To
The Heart & Mind
And
Makes Every
Dream Come Alive …
Never Gives Up,
Its A Promise Made Forever.
It Brings Happiness To
The Heart & Mind
And
Makes Every
Dream Come Alive …
Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hy,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hy…
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hy…
A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
Sign Of A True Friend …
He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,
When Everyone Says
“Man ! You Smile Alot …”
He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,
When Everyone Says
“Man ! You Smile Alot …”
1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay
Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha
100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”
SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!
Husband & wife ne
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…
Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…
Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga…
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga
Why do women wear panty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .
1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay?
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Ghalib nay Larki ko periods mai dekha to arz kiya,,
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai
01-05: nono
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai
Aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
Aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
Aam zindagi-
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“
Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“
Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar
A Little girl asked a call girl
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay
Name Of Russian Sex Minister “Zabardasti BoobPresski “
Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“
Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“
&
Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed
Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“
Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“
&
Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed
A girl to her friend: yar meri kamar dukh rahi hai?
Friend: why?
Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye..
friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo..
girl: me to kar lu lekin mere “kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi…“
Friend: why?
Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye..
friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo..
girl: me to kar lu lekin mere “kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi…“
Aik Dafa Dulha
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Teacher: Jab Me Parhati Hon
Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi
Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi
Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
Lady 2 Dr: meray husband ka bohot bara hai,
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Boy2sales Girl: give a condom?
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod raha tha
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
jab uske CHIKU they,
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji
warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji
warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son”s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad
Dad went to school to get son”s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad
Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai
tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ?
To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ?
To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
main mangta hoon tu dati nahi…
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Evolution of man:
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!!
Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you.
Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh?
Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you.
Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh?
Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birhday***
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birhday***
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Nahi plz
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
how is sex related to math?
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
loving urs…..toilet!
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…
What does the loofer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600
What does the loofer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600
A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i* Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!
Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i* Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love
Student : Brotherly love
man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?”
Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.”
The man said, “No”.
Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.”
The man said, “No”.
Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Wife : Why are U so lazy?
Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight.
Wife : Why???
Husband : I was with you in my dream
Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight.
Wife : Why???
Husband : I was with you in my dream
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
Jeeto: Dono
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
A man is dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”
Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours?
The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”
Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”
Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
Her Motherreplied:
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
She wrote to her mother:
“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
Her Motherreplied:
“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.
She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE till
i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE till
i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
when
the music stops
when
the music stops
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet” - coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
A child replied “feet” - coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?;)
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?;)
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.
How???
Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
How???
Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene,
Plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene,
Plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.
Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 “world peace”.
“That’s impossible”, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give U brain.
He said “Let me try world peace”
I asked 4 “world peace”.
“That’s impossible”, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give U brain.
He said “Let me try world peace”
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
- Because they are afraid of what they have created!
- Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife : Koun thi wo?
Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
Wife : Koun thi wo?
Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?
Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
7 glances = 1 Smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Washing myself, of course
Preeto : Without soap and water?
Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Santa : Washing myself, of course
Preeto : Without soap and water?
Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name?
Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware”
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware”
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath?
- Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
- Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other - “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other - “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice…
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Teacher asks a Computer Student:
What are the 3 latest versions of java?
Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
What are the 3 latest versions of java?
Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.
Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to rani.
She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to rani.
She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
“Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?” the suspicious wife sneered.
- “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.
- “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
How???
007 * 60 = 420
How???
007 * 60 = 420
What’s STUDY?
Sitting,Talking,
Unlimited Dreaming and
Yawning…so STUDY.
(don’t waste ur time)
Oh god…! I have got soooo
much to STUDY…..
Sitting,Talking,
Unlimited Dreaming and
Yawning…so STUDY.
(don’t waste ur time)
Oh god…! I have got soooo
much to STUDY…..
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study
Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours
U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Student:
Impossible Sir!!!
College is only for 6 hours
: Why do boys go to temples?
Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it,
Just put three more fingers…
That’s it! now just rub it up and down…
Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! …
That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it,
Just put three more fingers…
That’s it! now just rub it up and down…
Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! …
That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office :
‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’
One day his wife fed up of this answered :
‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’
One day his wife fed up of this answered :
‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Before the marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line !!!
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line !!!
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent
To have candle light dinner….
& To say say those sweet three words to u….
“Pay the bill”
To have candle light dinner….
& To say say those sweet three words to u….
“Pay the bill”
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;)
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;)
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
Banta: Me too, after u leave
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Wife- I will die.
Husband- I will also die.
Wife- Why do you want to die?
husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Husband- I will also die.
Wife- Why do you want to die?
husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Dil gumsum juban khamosh,
yeh aankhe aaj nam kyon hai,
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi nahi tha,
to aaj khone ka gam kyon hai.
yeh aankhe aaj nam kyon hai,
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi nahi tha,
to aaj khone ka gam kyon hai.
Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bata teri yaad aaye to kya karu,
Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tekh loon tujhe,
Magar kismat woh lamha na laaye to kya karu.
Tu hi bata teri yaad aaye to kya karu,
Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tekh loon tujhe,
Magar kismat woh lamha na laaye to kya karu.
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaon ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi.
Sitaon ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi.
Hasino ne hasi bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko thik humko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlon me unki bewafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unho ne bhi wah wah kiya.
Auro ko thik humko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlon me unki bewafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unho ne bhi wah wah kiya.
Dosti Gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
Dosti Nagma hai sunane ke liye,
Yeh woh jasba hai jo sabko milta nahi,
Kyonki housla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
Dosti Nagma hai sunane ke liye,
Yeh woh jasba hai jo sabko milta nahi,
Kyonki housla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tammana hai nazaro ki,
Aap jaisa dost mil jaaye to,
Kya zarurat hai hazao ki...
Na tammana hai nazaro ki,
Aap jaisa dost mil jaaye to,
Kya zarurat hai hazao ki...
Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota,
Duriya badhane se pyaar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jaati hai aankhen nam,
Kyon ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.
Duriya badhane se pyaar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jaati hai aankhen nam,
Kyon ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.
Ishq se jo milti hai jo tanhaiya,
Hum kaise unka dard bayan karenge,
Ek se hi itni mohabbat kar li hai,
Ki auro se ab mohabbat kya karenge.
Hum kaise unka dard bayan karenge,
Ek se hi itni mohabbat kar li hai,
Ki auro se ab mohabbat kya karenge.
Mere jine ke liye aap ka arman kaafi hai,
Dil se likhi dastan kaafi hai,
Tir talwar ki kya jarurat hai,
Katal karne ke liye aap ki muskan kaafi hai
Dil se likhi dastan kaafi hai,
Tir talwar ki kya jarurat hai,
Katal karne ke liye aap ki muskan kaafi hai
Dard kaafi hai Bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,
Koun marta hai kisi ke liye,
Hum to zinda hai sirf aap ki dosti k liye,
Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,
Koun marta hai kisi ke liye,
Hum to zinda hai sirf aap ki dosti k liye,
Yeh Dosti ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab ke apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigahon se door,
Wohi yaadon ke sabse kareeb hote hai,
Sab ke apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigahon se door,
Wohi yaadon ke sabse kareeb hote hai,
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaz nahi hoti,
Dosti sirf jasbat nahi hoti,
Kuch to khuda ne bhi socha hoga,
Warna humari tumhari mulakat nahi hoti,
Dosti sirf jasbat nahi hoti,
Kuch to khuda ne bhi socha hoga,
Warna humari tumhari mulakat nahi hoti,
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
Khushion ki mahak liya karo,
Pyaar se dilon ko chua karo,
Jaha gam aapko nazar aaye
is naa cheez ko yaad kiya karo
Khushion ki mahak liya karo,
Pyaar se dilon ko chua karo,
Jaha gam aapko nazar aaye
is naa cheez ko yaad kiya karo
Waqt noor ko be noor kar deta hai,
Thode se jakham ko nasoor kar deta hai,
Koun chahta hai apno se door rahana,
Waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai
Thode se jakham ko nasoor kar deta hai,
Koun chahta hai apno se door rahana,
Waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai
Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
Woh kahte hai ki hum patthar dil hai,
Par patthron pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi.
Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
Woh kahte hai ki hum patthar dil hai,
Par patthron pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi.
Chhod diya huamra saath koi gum nahi,
Bhul jaayenge hume woh bhulane wale hum hahi,
Unse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
Unki ek yaad mulakat se kam nahi.
Bhul jaayenge hume woh bhulane wale hum hahi,
Unse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
Unki ek yaad mulakat se kam nahi.
Sirf chahane se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahte hai jaan se bhi jyaada,
Samne hoti hai par baat nahi hoti.
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahte hai jaan se bhi jyaada,
Samne hoti hai par baat nahi hoti.
Mitha sa dard dil me hua hai abhi abhi,
Kya aapne hume yaad kiya hai abhi abhi,
Aap se mile hue to zamana hua phir bhi,
Yeh lagta hai mile gaye humse abhi abhi
Kya aapne hume yaad kiya hai abhi abhi,
Aap se mile hue to zamana hua phir bhi,
Yeh lagta hai mile gaye humse abhi abhi
Tu door hai mujh se aur paas bhi hai,
Teri kami ka kahi ehsas bhi hai,
Dost laakhon hai jahan me mere,
Par tu pyaara hai aur khaas bhi hai.
Teri kami ka kahi ehsas bhi hai,
Dost laakhon hai jahan me mere,
Par tu pyaara hai aur khaas bhi hai.
Manzil unko milti hai jinke sapno mein jaan hoti hai,
Pankhon se kuch nahi hota houslon se uddan hoti hai.
Pankhon se kuch nahi hota houslon se uddan hoti hai.
Dil todna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna humari dosti pe,
Dost banakar hum use bhulate nahi.
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna humari dosti pe,
Dost banakar hum use bhulate nahi.
Hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna,
Humare yaadon ke chirag jalaye rakhna,
Bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka,
Ek hissa hume bhi banye rakhna.
Humare yaadon ke chirag jalaye rakhna,
Bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka,
Ek hissa hume bhi banye rakhna.
Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
Aiye dost kisi ka dil mat todna
Kyonki dil tut ne ki awaz nahi hoti.
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
Aiye dost kisi ka dil mat todna
Kyonki dil tut ne ki awaz nahi hoti.
Tumhai is ada ka kya jawab doon,
Apne dost ko kya uphar doon,
Koi achha sa phool hota to maali se mangwata,
Jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab doon.
Apne dost ko kya uphar doon,
Koi achha sa phool hota to maali se mangwata,
Jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab doon.
Ankhon ki saza tab tak hai jab tak didar na ho,
Dil ki saza tab tak hai jab tak pyaar na ho,
Yeh zindagi bhi ek saza hai,
Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho.
Dil ki saza tab tak hai jab tak pyaar na ho,
Yeh zindagi bhi ek saza hai,
Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho.
Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum me **** denge,
Hum woh bhi nahi jo tujh se naata tod lenge,
Hum to tere doston me hai jo,
Teri saanse ruki to apne saanse jod denage.
Hum woh bhi nahi jo tujh se naata tod lenge,
Hum to tere doston me hai jo,
Teri saanse ruki to apne saanse jod denage.
Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum me **** denge,
Hum woh bhi nahi jo tujh se naata tod lenge,
Hum to tere doston me hai jo,
Teri saanse ruki to apne saanse jod denage.
Hum woh bhi nahi jo tujh se naata tod lenge,
Hum to tere doston me hai jo,
Teri saanse ruki to apne saanse jod denage.
Dukho mein Ashqk diya karte hai,
Hum apni neend tere naam kiya karte hai,
Jab bhi palke jhuke tumhari,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.
Hum apni neend tere naam kiya karte hai,
Jab bhi palke jhuke tumhari,
Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.
Aarju le kar ghar se nikalte kyoun ho,
Paav jalte hai to aag pe chalte kyon ho.
Paav jalte hai to aag pe chalte kyon ho.
Kaash dil ki aqaz me itna asar ho jaaye,
Hum aap ko yaad kare aur aap ko khabar ho jaaye,
Aaj rab se dua hai humari,
Jise dil se chahe woh aap ka ho jaaye.
Hum aap ko yaad kare aur aap ko khabar ho jaaye,
Aaj rab se dua hai humari,
Jise dil se chahe woh aap ka ho jaaye.
Tujhe kisi ki nazar na lage tu hasti bahut hai,
Youn to ek pal me sadiya jee lete hai log,
Par zinda rehne ke liye
Tere saath guzara ek lamha bahut hai
Youn to ek pal me sadiya jee lete hai log,
Par zinda rehne ke liye
Tere saath guzara ek lamha bahut hai
Pyaar karne walon ki kismat buri hoti hai,
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishton ko parakh kar dekhna,
Dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishton ko parakh kar dekhna,
Dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon me mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rah kar sawal kar leta hai.
Koi aankhon aankhon me mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rah kar sawal kar leta hai.
Har kali tujhse khusboo udhar mange,
Aaftab tujhse noor udhar mange,
Rub kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye,
Log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange.
Aaftab tujhse noor udhar mange,
Rub kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye,
Log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange.
Be Mine Vallentine
I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!
I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!
I love to see you smile
In the lone summer of light
And hold you oh so close
Underneath the stars at night
But there is just one thing
Darling through and through
Forever I will cherish
Every moment with you.
Happy Valentine day
In the lone summer of light
And hold you oh so close
Underneath the stars at night
But there is just one thing
Darling through and through
Forever I will cherish
Every moment with you.
Happy Valentine day
REMEMBER that there will be always someome who remember u
everyday with or without messages! or calls! THATS ME!!
Love you and happy valentine day
everyday with or without messages! or calls! THATS ME!!
Love you and happy valentine day
Don”t find love,
let love find you.
That”s why it”scalled falling in love,
because you don”t force yourself to fall, you just fall.
let love find you.
That”s why it”scalled falling in love,
because you don”t force yourself to fall, you just fall.
our skin may grow wrinkled and old but the heart that is loyal
shall never turn cold
Wish You Happy Valentine Day
shall never turn cold
Wish You Happy Valentine Day
Please tell me your INGREDIENTS because I mixed 100kg sugar
with 80kg chocolate and 60 kg honey but …. stilli can”t
make a personas sweet as you …
with 80kg chocolate and 60 kg honey but …. stilli can”t
make a personas sweet as you …
Bee Love Honey
People Love Money
Flower Love Dew
But I LOVE YOU HONEY
Please be my valentine day
People Love Money
Flower Love Dew
But I LOVE YOU HONEY
Please be my valentine day
COURT ORDER! Ur accused of crawling into my HEART & hijacking
my smiles with your care. Hw du plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced
2 b MY Better Half 4-LIFE-no bail!
my smiles with your care. Hw du plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced
2 b MY Better Half 4-LIFE-no bail!
U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..
because i want u to be my valentine day
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..
because i want u to be my valentine day
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY WHEN U WERE BORN,
BUT IT WASN”T REALLY RAIN,
THE SKY WAS CRYING BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE,
GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE…..GOD BLESS U
you are the most beautiful person in this world
will you be my valentine day ?
BUT IT WASN”T REALLY RAIN,
THE SKY WAS CRYING BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE,
GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE…..GOD BLESS U
you are the most beautiful person in this world
will you be my valentine day ?
Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it”s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To [...]
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it”s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To [...]
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared
to the ones in your eyes!
becox yo r ma valentine
Happy valentines day
to the ones in your eyes!
becox yo r ma valentine
Happy valentines day
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that
one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss
someone special like u.
one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss
someone special like u.
Time will always fly, but our love will never die.
Keep in touch and remember me
Happy Valentines day
Keep in touch and remember me
Happy Valentines day
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.
how much you care. Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone
how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.
“Adult sms“
how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.
“Adult sms“
If I Were To Buy You A Bunch Of Roses,
I Would Place A Plastic One In The Middle,
Then Say “My Love Will Be The Last One To Die
******HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY*****
I Would Place A Plastic One In The Middle,
Then Say “My Love Will Be The Last One To Die
******HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY*****
Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can”t cure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can”t cure
1- Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??
————————————————————————-
2- Love is like war…
Easy to start…
Difficult to end…
Impossible to forget
or do I have to walk by again??
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2- Love is like war…
Easy to start…
Difficult to end…
Impossible to forget
Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved”s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
Do not consume without your beloved”s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
1- You look so fine!I want to…
break your heart and give you mine
——————————————————————–
2- You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet…
you are like you…
and that”s the reason why I love you!
break your heart and give you mine
——————————————————————–
2- You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet…
you are like you…
and that”s the reason why I love you!
If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
You must be a good runner
because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always
because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most
when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most
when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b”coz they are looking at u,
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
Happy Valentine day
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!
Happy Valentine day
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms…
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms…
You know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
So that, when at some day one who is made for you
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
“I trust u” is a better compliment than “i love u”.bcoz u
may not always trust the person u love but u can always love
the person u trust..
may not always trust the person u love but u can always love
the person u trust..
Valentine day sms
I”d be ur
TEARS!
So,i can be
concieved
in ur
HEART,
born in ur
EYES,
live on ur
CHEEKS,
& die on ur
LIPS
I”d be ur
TEARS!
So,i can be
concieved
in ur
HEART,
born in ur
EYES,
live on ur
CHEEKS,
& die on ur
LIPS
I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANK A/C FOR U IN My HEART Deposit
your love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Recieve
Interest as long as I am Alive.
your love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Recieve
Interest as long as I am Alive.
Luv & Kush r walking in village.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. Kush also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. Kush also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.
Let’s share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me
Love is Life Love is Knife It cuts our throat, till the time we thrive,
sorrow and nature, don’t go aside, but smile and say, that u r my Valentine
sorrow and nature, don’t go aside, but smile and say, that u r my Valentine
softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i’ll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i’ll cherish having sum1 like u! # I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or
Romantic Valentine day sms
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
See more valentine day sms
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
See more valentine day sms
Kya tum bhi….?
Sham ki dahleez pe aas ka deep jalatay ho,
Or kisi awara patte ki ahat pr
Darwaze ki tarf bhaage jate ho,
Kya tum bhi…,
Dard chupaney ki koshish krte krte…
Aksr thak se jate ho…!
Or bila waja muskrate ho,
Kya tum bhi..?
Neend se pahle palkon pr dehron khwab sajate ho,
Ya phir bister pr late kr….
Rote rote so jate [...]
Sham ki dahleez pe aas ka deep jalatay ho,
Or kisi awara patte ki ahat pr
Darwaze ki tarf bhaage jate ho,
Kya tum bhi…,
Dard chupaney ki koshish krte krte…
Aksr thak se jate ho…!
Or bila waja muskrate ho,
Kya tum bhi..?
Neend se pahle palkon pr dehron khwab sajate ho,
Ya phir bister pr late kr….
Rote rote so jate [...]
Valentine Special
Ik roz maray dil mein utr kr to dakho,
ik baar mary sang sfr kr k to dakho,
tm moat b mango to kbi moat na aaiy,
ik raat kbi mari basr kr k to dakho.
By saarang
Ik roz maray dil mein utr kr to dakho,
ik baar mary sang sfr kr k to dakho,
tm moat b mango to kbi moat na aaiy,
ik raat kbi mari basr kr k to dakho.
By saarang
Valentine day shayari
Mera bhi ek sapna tha,
koi mera bhi apna tha.
Jiske sangh dheki thi maine ne,
jeewan ka har sapna tha..
Andhi chali pyar ke mehfil mein,
kashti dubi meri jab pass kinara tha..
Roi thi,tadpi thi,
uske pyar ne mujhe ‘tanha’ choda tha..
Diya sahara dosto ne tha..
Khuda nai khusiya jholi main bar gaya tha..
Par kismat ke haath khuda bhi [...]
Mera bhi ek sapna tha,
koi mera bhi apna tha.
Jiske sangh dheki thi maine ne,
jeewan ka har sapna tha..
Andhi chali pyar ke mehfil mein,
kashti dubi meri jab pass kinara tha..
Roi thi,tadpi thi,
uske pyar ne mujhe ‘tanha’ choda tha..
Diya sahara dosto ne tha..
Khuda nai khusiya jholi main bar gaya tha..
Par kismat ke haath khuda bhi [...]
Valentine
T-o my Valentine, with all my love,
O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,
M-ay my love for you sufficient prove,
Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.
V-ortices within may drag you down.
A-nchor, then, in my serenity.
L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown,
E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.
N-or should you deem your own love not enough
T-o be the chapel [...]
T-o my Valentine, with all my love,
O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,
M-ay my love for you sufficient prove,
Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.
V-ortices within may drag you down.
A-nchor, then, in my serenity.
L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown,
E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.
N-or should you deem your own love not enough
T-o be the chapel [...]
You are far away,
but yet your love remains,
I can feel it all around.
It embraces me and holds me tight,
night after night.
but yet your love remains,
I can feel it all around.
It embraces me and holds me tight,
night after night.
Valentines Day Sms
From mon….2 sunday,
Jan…….2 dec….
Birth…..2 death
My feelings about u will never change…….
2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART
From mon….2 sunday,
Jan…….2 dec….
Birth…..2 death
My feelings about u will never change…….
2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART
Valentine day sms
Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya,
Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya,
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham,
Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya
Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya,
Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya,
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham,
Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya
Love is patient and kind.
It is not conceited and selfish.
Love never gives up and its faith,
hope and patience never fail.
Happy Valentines
It is not conceited and selfish.
Love never gives up and its faith,
hope and patience never fail.
Happy Valentines
Let”s share the world. A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me.
Dukhi pappu bola: “aisi zindgi se maut acchi”
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta
Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana
Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion
Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?
Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki
Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…
Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?
Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki
Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho?
Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti
me jayada ghi laga diya hai.
Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta
hai mene aapko apni roti de di.
me jayada ghi laga diya hai.
Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta
hai mene aapko apni roti de di.
Santa Ki Ma MarGayi:- 1 Admi bola:Ma Mujhe bhi le jati,
2 ra bola: Ma hame bhi le jati.
Santa Bola: O chup ho jao,
Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya…..!
2 ra bola: Ma hame bhi le jati.
Santa Bola: O chup ho jao,
Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya…..!
itna wadaKarna
roz subah ap mujheJagana
meri gali me ana
thodaHasna
thodaSharmana
thoda ghabrana
aur pyarse chilana
KACHREWALA aya kachra do
roz subah ap mujheJagana
meri gali me ana
thodaHasna
thodaSharmana
thoda ghabrana
aur pyarse chilana
KACHREWALA aya kachra do
kya”andaaz”hai
kya”jalwa”hai
kya”style”hai
aur kya”smile”hai
aapka”mind”to dekho
SMS to karte nahi
aur”garv”se kehte ho”MERE PAS MOBILE Hai
kya”jalwa”hai
kya”style”hai
aur kya”smile”hai
aapka”mind”to dekho
SMS to karte nahi
aur”garv”se kehte ho”MERE PAS MOBILE Hai
Bipasa desh ke har nagrik ko milni chahiye
Bipasa hamara adhikar he
Bipasa har gav aur har ghar me jaye yahi hamari mang he
Bi-bijali
Pa-pani
Sa-sadak.
Bipasa hamara adhikar he
Bipasa har gav aur har ghar me jaye yahi hamari mang he
Bi-bijali
Pa-pani
Sa-sadak.
Doctor: Santa, Bachhe ko paani
dene se pahle boil kar lena chahiye.
Santa: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bachha
mar to nahi jayega na?
dene se pahle boil kar lena chahiye.
Santa: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bachha
mar to nahi jayega na?
Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Jaise chhote se darwaje me bhains fas gayi
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Jaise chhote se darwaje me bhains fas gayi
Wo Konsi 1 Baat he Jo
Saalo Pahle bhi Students Kahte The,
Aaj Bhi Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
Ans- Bas Yar Kal Se Padhai Start Karege
Saalo Pahle bhi Students Kahte The,
Aaj Bhi Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
Ans- Bas Yar Kal Se Padhai Start Karege
Man- Tu meri beti ko kabse pyar karta he?
Boy- 4 mahine se.
Man- Main kese Yakin Karu?
Boy- Aur 5 mahine Rukiye, Yakin Apne Aap Ho Jayega
Boy- 4 mahine se.
Man- Main kese Yakin Karu?
Boy- Aur 5 mahine Rukiye, Yakin Apne Aap Ho Jayega
AGE 0F DRINKS
1 To 3: Milk
3 To 8: Cerelac
9 To 13: Complan
14 To 25: Beer
26 To 50: Whisky
51 To 60: Tonic
AFTER 60 AnyTime GANGAJAL
1 To 3: Milk
3 To 8: Cerelac
9 To 13: Complan
14 To 25: Beer
26 To 50: Whisky
51 To 60: Tonic
AFTER 60 AnyTime GANGAJAL
Sardi Ho Gayi He?
-Ha
Naak Bhi Band He?
-Ha
Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
-Ha Bhai Ha
To Ye Msg Padhna Kya Zaruri Tha?
Jao, Dawa Lo Aur So jao
-Ha
Naak Bhi Band He?
-Ha
Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
-Ha Bhai Ha
To Ye Msg Padhna Kya Zaruri Tha?
Jao, Dawa Lo Aur So jao
khub zamega rang
Jab mil baithenge
Teen Yaar
Aap
Mein
Aur
Hamare
Chote-Chote
Nanhe-Nanhe
Pyare-Pyare
Masoom se
Sms’s
Jab mil baithenge
Teen Yaar
Aap
Mein
Aur
Hamare
Chote-Chote
Nanhe-Nanhe
Pyare-Pyare
Masoom se
Sms’s
Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”
Ismey koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet,
U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho
U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho
2010 mein release hone wali superhit films
1.Xam ka khauf
2.Tadapta student
3.Shaitani kitab
4.Sadma result ka
5.Neend ki maut
6.kash hum pade hote
1.Xam ka khauf
2.Tadapta student
3.Shaitani kitab
4.Sadma result ka
5.Neend ki maut
6.kash hum pade hote
Agar ghar pe ho to jaldi se AAJ TAK
ya STAR NEWS lagao Katrina mar gai….
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MUJH PAR…:)
ya STAR NEWS lagao Katrina mar gai….
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MUJH PAR…:)
welcome
TO
www.love.com
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apki pyar karney ki umar guzar chuki hai.
TO
www.love.com
Type password
*********
processing…
Sorry!!!
apki pyar karney ki umar guzar chuki hai.
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
:
“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”..
“OEYEEEEE”
Msg Bhejh,
Warna..
:
Warna..
:
Teri..
:
Teri..
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Teri Marzi Na Bhejh Yaar..
Msg Bhejh,
Warna..
:
Warna..
:
Teri..
:
Teri..
:
Teri Marzi Na Bhejh Yaar..
Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga,
Jab Saari Duniya Par Pathano Ki Hakumat Hogi…
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:
:
Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi
Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge
Jab Saari Duniya Par Pathano Ki Hakumat Hogi…
:
:
:
Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi
Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke Honge
Intazar Aik Taveel Intazar..
Na Raat Ka,
Na Din Ka,
Na Subah Ka,
Na Sham Ka,
Na Sepeher Ka,
Na Dopeher Ka,
Na Iss Ka,
Na Uss Ka,
Intazar Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf..
“LIGHT” Ka . .
Na Raat Ka,
Na Din Ka,
Na Subah Ka,
Na Sham Ka,
Na Sepeher Ka,
Na Dopeher Ka,
Na Iss Ka,
Na Uss Ka,
Intazar Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf..
“LIGHT” Ka . .
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.
So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,
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“DOOB
kar mar jaaye
So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,
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“DOOB
kar mar jaaye