Shohar Suhag rat ko wife se: Dikhny main to tumhary B**0Bs baray soft or pink hain..!
Wife (sharmaaty hue) Pata nahi !
“JITNY MUHN UTNI BAATEIN”!
Wife (sharmaaty hue) Pata nahi !
“JITNY MUHN UTNI BAATEIN”!
Shoaib malik & Sania Mrza Sex kr rahay thy.
shoaib ny dick Sania ki tang pr rakh dia.
Sania: Undar daalo, yahaan kyon rakh dia?
sohaib: Yahan Say Swing Karoonga
shoaib ny dick Sania ki tang pr rakh dia.
Sania: Undar daalo, yahaan kyon rakh dia?
sohaib: Yahan Say Swing Karoonga
Eik “Shaair” hohar suhag raat pe apni BV se: Jee karta hai tere baalon ko sehlaaon, tere husun pe sadqay jaon, tere jhumkay ko jhoola jhulaaon,
BV: Tum meri le rahe ho ya main kisi aur ko bulaon ??
BV: Tum meri le rahe ho ya main kisi aur ko bulaon ??
Boy 2 Girl:
“Aaj Kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,,,”
Girl:
“is ki or b Ziyada Demand honi thi agr Tum Jaisay Larkay Gaand Na Marwatay.”
Hans mat tery ooper ha
“Aaj Kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,,,”
Girl:
“is ki or b Ziyada Demand honi thi agr Tum Jaisay Larkay Gaand Na Marwatay.”
Hans mat tery ooper ha
Mirza Ghalib Ne Har Baat Pe Sher Kaha
Nikah Huwa Sher Kaha
Rukhsati Huwi Sher Kaha
Aur Jab Ghoonghat Uthaya Ye Sher Kaha
"Le Aayi Phir Kahan Pe Qismat Humain Kahan Se"
"Yeh To Wohi Jagah Hai Niklay Thay Hum Jahan Se"
Nikah Huwa Sher Kaha
Rukhsati Huwi Sher Kaha
Aur Jab Ghoonghat Uthaya Ye Sher Kaha
"Le Aayi Phir Kahan Pe Qismat Humain Kahan Se"
"Yeh To Wohi Jagah Hai Niklay Thay Hum Jahan Se"
Badsurat si Aunty 2 Bacho K Sath Shop Pr Gai
Salesman: Ye Twins Hain?
Aunty: Nahi 3 Saal Ka Frq Hai
Salesman:Yaqen Nai Ata Koi Apki 2 Dafa b le Sakta Hy.
Salesman: Ye Twins Hain?
Aunty: Nahi 3 Saal Ka Frq Hai
Salesman:Yaqen Nai Ata Koi Apki 2 Dafa b le Sakta Hy.
larka: molvi sahab kia girlfriend k saath sona haram hai..
molvi: beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai..masla ye hai k tum log sote nahi ho..;-)
molvi: beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai..masla ye hai k tum log sote nahi ho..;-)
Sardar aur uska beta neher mein naha rahe thay k beta doobne laga to Baap ki Lulli ko pakar liya.
Sardar:
Terna sekh BHOSRI ke.
Maa ke sath hota to doob jata.
Sardar:
Terna sekh BHOSRI ke.
Maa ke sath hota to doob jata.
(Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha)
Judge-
'ORDER ORDER'
Sharabi-
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi.
Judge-
'ORDER ORDER'
Sharabi-
'Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi.
A passionate drinker: 'I trust whisky more than a girl, because it damages my kidneys not my heart.'
Dat's true.............
Dat's true.............
“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…
School Bhej DiA…
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…
School Bhej DiA…
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis…
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis…
I’m very good in bed…
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . .
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . .
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga..
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga..
5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein
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Jaroo
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein
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Jaroo
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
“VOTE“
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
“VOTE“
pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
fuck off
f
u
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k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
f
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c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.
Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.
Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f**k her in the azz.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai
Husband apne susral mai apni Bibi se chalo sex kerte hain
Bibi : nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia
Bibi : nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia
1 Murghi Market Gaye Or Kaha 1 Anda Dena Salesman: Tum Anda Khud Kyu Ni Deti? Murghi: Mere Husband Kehta Hai K Darling 7 Rupay K Lye Apni Figure Kharab Mat Karo
Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Se Aaye
Jab Wo Apni UngliOn
Se Mere balon Ko Sehlaye
Main Dheere Dheere
Juda Karon Libas
Us K JiSm Se
Aur Wo Madhoshi Me Mujhse LiPat Jaye
Main Choomo Us K
JiSm Ko Kuch iS Tarah
K bekhudi Me Us Ki
Aah NiKal Jaye
Mere Jalte Hont
Jab MiLen
Us K Honton Se
Mere Dehakte JiSm Me
Halchal C Mach Jaye
Main Usey Raat bhaar
iTna PYAR Karon
K Us K JiSm Ka Ek Ek Aang Jhoom Jaye
Kaash Wo Raat
Jaldi Se Aaye
Jab Wo Mujhe Apne
Seene Pe Sulaye
Jab Wo Apni UngliOn
Se Mere balon Ko Sehlaye
Main Dheere Dheere
Juda Karon Libas
Us K JiSm Se
Aur Wo Madhoshi Me Mujhse LiPat Jaye
Main Choomo Us K
JiSm Ko Kuch iS Tarah
K bekhudi Me Us Ki
Aah NiKal Jaye
Mere Jalte Hont
Jab MiLen
Us K Honton Se
Mere Dehakte JiSm Me
Halchal C Mach Jaye
Main Usey Raat bhaar
iTna PYAR Karon
K Us K JiSm Ka Ek Ek Aang Jhoom Jaye
Kaash Wo Raat
Jaldi Se Aaye
Jab Wo Mujhe Apne
Seene Pe Sulaye
Lo G, Kesa Zmana Äa Gia Hy, Had Ker Di "Telenor" Walo Ne, Poster Per Larki Ki Tasveer Bna K Kehte Hein, Lage Raho, Raat Bhar, Or Wo B Sirf "4" Rupey Mein.
Boondi Ke Laddu If NIPPLES Were Called ‘BOONDI’ In Hindi, Then What Would B00BS Be Called?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? BOONDI KE LADDU ( . ) ( . ) ?? Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye’.:-)
Six Benefits Of Girls Milk. 1. Cat Can't Drink. 2. No Need Of Glass. 3. No Expiry Date. 4. Packed In Beautiful Container. 5. No Need To Boil. 6. 1+1 Offer.
Jai Shree Krishna
Mangal Mooh Aapki Kripa Aprampar
Aise Shree Krishna Ji
Ko Hum Sab Ka Namaskar…
Jai Shree Krishna…
Mangal Mooh Aapki Kripa Aprampar
Aise Shree Krishna Ji
Ko Hum Sab Ka Namaskar…
Jai Shree Krishna…
He Lalo Ke Lal Hamara Pyare Thakur Nand Lal Swine Flu Se Raksha Karo Hum Logo Ka Karo Sanghar Aap Sabhi Ko Mubarak Ho Janmastmi Ko Tyohar
Heartly Wishes For All Indian Lovers And Couples On The Occation Of "Krishan Janmashtami".
Krishna Janmashtmi Ki Hardik Subhkamnaye Prbhu Aapki Sari Manokamna Puurn Kare Aur Jiwan Me Sukh Samrridhi Laye. Happy Janmashtmi.
Sir Per Mor Mukut, Gale Vaijaynti Mal, Aiso Mere Mann Basom Sada Bihari Lal, Shri Krishna
Todey Is Very Precious Day Some One Special Was Born Born To Fight Againt Sin Born To Seve The Teust In God Wish You A Happy Janmastami
Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono Ne Shyam Ko Chaaha
Ab Shyaam Pe Hai Sara Bhaar
Kis Ki Preet Kare Sweekar
Happy Janmashtami
Dono Ne Shyam Ko Chaaha
Ab Shyaam Pe Hai Sara Bhaar
Kis Ki Preet Kare Sweekar
Happy Janmashtami
Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.
Q: Why Is The Waist Called A Waist? A: Because Anything Below The Tits & Above The Pussy Is A "Waste"!
A Woman Gave Birth To 6 Babies, On Seeing This She Got Off The Hospital Bed And Slapped Her Husband And Shouted,: I Told U Not To Do In Doggy Style.
☻Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.
☻Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make
of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
☻I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
☻“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
That look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
☻I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me
☻You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
☻I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
☻Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister
☻“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”
☻I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
☻Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You
Missing You
☻“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”
☻Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile
☻I wait for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
☻May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
☻Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
☻The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
☻Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak
☻All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
☻Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Eid Mubarak
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best
Eid Mubarak
☻Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
☻May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK
☻Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
Eid Mubarak
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
Eid Mubarak
☻May this…
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
☻May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
and
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
and
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
☻I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak…
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak…
☻Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK
☻With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
☻Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
☻Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK
☻Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family
☻May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK
☻No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK
☻Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
☻An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
☻Thousands laid down there lives
So that our country breath this day.
Never forget there sacrifice.
Happy Independence day
So that our country breath this day.
Never forget there sacrifice.
Happy Independence day
☻Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it
☻Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
☻He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself
☻I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
☻31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………
☻This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
☻On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
☻Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.
☻Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!
☻Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world
I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day
☻We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!
☻Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
☻May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
☻May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!
☻Keep India green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day
☻It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day
☻If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace
☻Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
☻Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day
☻It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
so don't follow others footsteps. be yourself fly free i mean you are
independent after all.
☻We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
☻Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!
☻No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day
☻Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day
☻My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
☻Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
☻Independence is a Precious gift of God
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day to You
☻Some things just can't be expressed in words
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart
☻And I’m proud to be a Indian,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
When life changes & we go our separate wayz.
U will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
I tell no lie dis is true.
Da world has nva seen a freind like u.
U will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
I tell no lie dis is true.
Da world has nva seen a freind like u.
I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to c who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that.
but when I turned around to c who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
I’d still love you
and
I won’t expect you to
love me in return...
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
I’d still love you
and
I won’t expect you to
love me in return...
"The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long".
think of the reason why you held it so long".
Once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girl friend was asked .... hav u left ur girl friend or she left u???
He smiled and answered.
.
.
.
Love left us!!!
He smiled and answered.
.
.
.
Love left us!!!
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
Dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
Pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh"
Dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
Pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh"
It is scientifically proven that k bachpan mein gand maraane wale log seedhe hath mein mobile pakarte hain.
Don't change ur now its too late.
Don't change ur now its too late.
Teacher: Bachchon kya bata sakte ho ki billi (cat) k itne sare bachche kyon hote hain?
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Husband & wife talak ke baad.
Husband: Bachche mere hain.
Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
Email to Friend Share This Submit Ur SMS
Husband: Bachche mere hain.
Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
Email to Friend Share This Submit Ur SMS
1 madari ne daawa kia k woh hr chiz ko hawa me kharra kr skta hai.
1 admi ne malta dia,
madari ne jadu se maltay ko hawa me kharra kr dia.
logo ne taliyan mari or malta gir gia.
Phr 1 bnde ne kela dia us ko b madari ne kharra kar diya.
Logo ne taliyan mari or kela gir gia.
1 baba aya or bola puttar 15 sal tu mera lun nahi khalota.
Enu khalar k vakha.
Madari ne jadu parha or wo khara ho gia.
Baba bola,
MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA ay JINE TAALI MARI.
Teri DOSTI pe dost
Mein pent utar dun
Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun
Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se
Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun.....
Mein pent utar dun
Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun
Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se
Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun.....
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
ek baat kuch ladko ne dairy farm ke maalik ko nanga kar ke ek poll (khambe)se baand diya aur sari bhains (bufaallow)chura ke le gaye
next day gaon walo ne use khambe se khola to wo ...lakdi utha ke bachdo ko marne laga
gaon (village) walo ne pucha in be-zubaan ko kyun maar rahe ho isme inki kya galti
dairy farm ka maalik bola---- bosdike 4 mahine ke ho gaye abhi tak inhe than aur lund ka gyan nhi hai sari raat mujhe pareshaan kar dia--------badshah
next day gaon walo ne use khambe se khola to wo ...lakdi utha ke bachdo ko marne laga
gaon (village) walo ne pucha in be-zubaan ko kyun maar rahe ho isme inki kya galti
dairy farm ka maalik bola---- bosdike 4 mahine ke ho gaye abhi tak inhe than aur lund ka gyan nhi hai sari raat mujhe pareshaan kar dia--------badshah
Girl: Ye galat hai
Boy: I Love U
G: Ye Galat hai
B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge
G: Yeh Galat hai.
B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.
G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.
Boy: I Love U
G: Ye Galat hai
B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge
G: Yeh Galat hai.
B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.
G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.
Master jee: Dunya Gol hai,
Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..
Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..
Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi.
Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:
"Kinni Bholi Ey,
Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,
Fir V
Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:
"Kinni Bholi Ey,
Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,
Fir V
Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
SIX aur SEX Kia Farq Hai???????????
Very Simple:-
Utha k Maroo to SIX.......
Or
Litta k Maroo to SEX......
Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......
Or
Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....
Very Simple:-
Utha k Maroo to SIX.......
Or
Litta k Maroo to SEX......
Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......
Or
Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....
Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......
so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......
so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............
Shankar Rambeti ki shadi main FRAZ ko shairi k liay bulaya gaya.............
Pehaly he sher k baad FRAZ Kutton ki trah pitnay laga.............
Kyun k sher kuch youn tha:-
*Kia baat hai Mahfil-e-aahtemem ki*
Aaj beti CHUDAY gi Shankar Ram ki
Pehaly he sher k baad FRAZ Kutton ki trah pitnay laga.............
Kyun k sher kuch youn tha:-
*Kia baat hai Mahfil-e-aahtemem ki*
Aaj beti CHUDAY gi Shankar Ram ki
Karachi k kharab halat ma Sex b buri tara se mutasir howa hy
Rat ko husbnd ne wife se chudai k lye kaha
wife ne ye keh kr mana krdeya
Double sawari mana hy….
Rat ko husbnd ne wife se chudai k lye kaha
wife ne ye keh kr mana krdeya
Double sawari mana hy….
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Anti Misba shop pr bolne wala TOTA
Lene gae
Anti Misba-Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota-Gashti lgti ho
Anti Misba-Tota battamez hy
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko
Pani mai dubaya ur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
Anti Misba-Agr mere ghar
Ek admi ay to tum kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd ho ga
Anti Misba-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd ur Devar
Anti Misba-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd,Devar ur Bhai
Anti Misba-Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“Lay aao PANI”
Lene gae
Anti Misba-Mai kesi lagti hun
Tota-Gashti lgti ho
Anti Misba-Tota battamez hy
Shopkepr pani laya ur totay ko
Pani mai dubaya ur pocha
Gali de ga?
Tota-Nhi
Anti Misba-Agr mere ghar
Ek admi ay to tum kya socho ge?
Tota-Tmara husbnd ho ga
Anti Misba-Agr 2 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd ur Devar
Anti Misba-Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota-Husbnd,Devar ur Bhai
Anti Misba-Agr 4 admi ay to?
Tota-“Lay aao PANI”
Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein
Chaudhary: sex kro ge?
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy
Chaudhary 10 bacho smet ek Bus mei enter hua
Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?
Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu
Aur ye sb customer complains hein
Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?
Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu
Aur ye sb customer complains hein
Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy
Anti Misba: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge
ek muslim dost se suhagrat ke agle din dosto ne puchha: kaisa raha?
ladke ne kaha: kabhi bhool kar bhi khandaan mai shaadi mat karna. Jara sa jor lagaya to kahne lagi
Shakil Bhai aaram se
ladke ne kaha: kabhi bhool kar bhi khandaan mai shaadi mat karna. Jara sa jor lagaya to kahne lagi
Shakil Bhai aaram se
Chaudhary: Can u Define will power?
Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing
Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing
Chaudhary sahb gusse se:
Chalo lady doctor pr jana hy,wo tange khol k tumhari
Phuddi check kre ge
Sara:
Wo tu rozana Jameel Sahb b check krte hein
Chalo lady doctor pr jana hy,wo tange khol k tumhari
Phuddi check kre ge
Sara:
Wo tu rozana Jameel Sahb b check krte hein
Sara: can u tell me What is height of Berozgari?
Pathan :
"haan Randi ke phudi mei jalay lge hun"
Pathan :
"haan Randi ke phudi mei jalay lge hun"
(ZARA SHAM HONE DO)
Misba bacho ko sula degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Kahan aghaz hota hy
Kahan anjam hota hy,
.
Hunar saray sikha degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ki num CHOOT ko na dekho
Misba tere LUN ko b rulla degi,
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane ki
Tuje dilkash maza chakha degi
Zara Sham hone do,
.
Tm ne pocha hy k kb
hogi satisfaction tume
Jb hogi bta degi Anti Misba
Zara sham hone do,
.
(Anti Misba)
Misba bacho ko sula degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Kahan aghaz hota hy
Kahan anjam hota hy,
.
Hunar saray sikha degi
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ki num CHOOT ko na dekho
Misba tere LUN ko b rulla degi,
Zara sham hone do,
.
Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane ki
Tuje dilkash maza chakha degi
Zara Sham hone do,
.
Tm ne pocha hy k kb
hogi satisfaction tume
Jb hogi bta degi Anti Misba
Zara sham hone do,
.
(Anti Misba)
Major Rohail-
Why are you pregnent
Bubbli-
It's a college project about
Miracles of life
Major Rohail-
Father of this kid?
Bubbli-
I Don't know it was a group project
Why are you pregnent
Bubbli-
It's a college project about
Miracles of life
Major Rohail-
Father of this kid?
Bubbli-
I Don't know it was a group project
Major Rohail dukan se apni B.V k lea
Wisper ultra lene gya
Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
Wisper ultra lene gya
Dukandar-
Sir kya size chahye?
Major Rohail soch soch kr sharmate hue bola
“mre hath jitna”
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Aftr Suhagrat
Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi
Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi
Aishwarya Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goadd Lya.
1 Din Bacha Dudh K Leye Chikha.
Ashwarya: Tum barey ho gaye ho, Khana khao.
Bacha: Acha mat pilao, Sirf dikha do!..
Major Rohail-
Translate into urdu
“He gave me 14 and then 15 rupees”
Bubbli-
Sharmate hue
“Us ne mujhe pehle choda aur phir pndra rupe dye”
Translate into urdu
“He gave me 14 and then 15 rupees”
Bubbli-
Sharmate hue
“Us ne mujhe pehle choda aur phir pndra rupe dye”
Anti Misba-shadi ko 20 saal ho gy
Tb or ab mei kya frk hy?
Major Rohail-
Tb tm balo mei hath pherti thi
tu L*N khara ho jata tha,
Ab tm L*N pe hath pherti ho
tu bal khare ho jate hein
Tb or ab mei kya frk hy?
Major Rohail-
Tb tm balo mei hath pherti thi
tu L*N khara ho jata tha,
Ab tm L*N pe hath pherti ho
tu bal khare ho jate hein
Major Rohail:
khan sab apke beti XXX
movie mei kam kr rhe thi
Pathan:
Oy bewkuf wo tu sirf “film” hy film
Koe sach mei thori na hy
khan sab apke beti XXX
movie mei kam kr rhe thi
Pathan:
Oy bewkuf wo tu sirf “film” hy film
Koe sach mei thori na hy
Anti Misba:
Janu aj hm sex mei tail/oil use nhe kren ge
Major Rohail: kyu?
Anti Misba:
High B.P ke wja se doctor ne
tail istemal krne se mna kya hy
Ek Muhajir Apne Ghar ke Pass Shart Nikal ke Betha hua tha..,
Pathan: Wah Kiya Chest hai !
Muhajir : ye to kuch be Nahi hai Andar Aa ke meri Wife ka dekho....!
Pathan: Wah Kiya Chest hai !
Muhajir : ye to kuch be Nahi hai Andar Aa ke meri Wife ka dekho....!
Major Rohail apni behan k Rishta dekhne gya
Larke wale:
App ke behan Goori hy
Pr
Bohat Mooti hai
Major Rohail:
Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hamesha
Chota hi hota hai
Larke wale:
App ke behan Goori hy
Pr
Bohat Mooti hai
Major Rohail:
Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hamesha
Chota hi hota hai
Major Rohail ke Behan ka guzara
Apne husbnd k sath nhi hota tha
.
Major Rohail:
Tu Talaq leley
.
Behan:
Nhi Roheley
Me dubara call girl nhi bna
Chahatey
Apne husbnd k sath nhi hota tha
.
Major Rohail:
Tu Talaq leley
.
Behan:
Nhi Roheley
Me dubara call girl nhi bna
Chahatey
Funny Fact
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka ... **Faisla apka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka ... **Faisla apka
Suhagrat ko dulhan bola: Jaan, aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe.
Dulhan sharma ke bole: Ye to aapka rocket dekhkar hi bataa paungi.
Dulhan sharma ke bole: Ye to aapka rocket dekhkar hi bataa paungi.
Jewellery shop mein Santa Singh ki zabardst pitayi ho gai.
Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka hai Ab bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."
Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka hai Ab bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."
Paisa gand ki tarah hota hai.
Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!
Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.
Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.
Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!
Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.
Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.
B se Better,
B se Best,
B se Brave,
B se Beneficient,
pr B se itnay b busy na ho jana k
B se humay bhol he jao, ….
samjhe B se,….
“Bhosri kay”
B se Best,
B se Brave,
B se Beneficient,
pr B se itnay b busy na ho jana k
B se humay bhol he jao, ….
samjhe B se,….
“Bhosri kay”
Ek pthan ne sex karne ka sara intzam kar lia
Tail laya
Condom laya
Roi laya
Doodh pia
Kisi ne poocha kis baat ka intzaar he?
Khan bola bus ye bacha sms parh le.
Tail laya
Condom laya
Roi laya
Doodh pia
Kisi ne poocha kis baat ka intzaar he?
Khan bola bus ye bacha sms parh le.
Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!
Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…
Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja k Paon chuay aur kaha,
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni.
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni.
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING†HAVE NICE DAY
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING†HAVE NICE DAY
raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
good morning
bas itna khena tha good morning or kea
iss subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya
yahi hai meri rab se phali or akhri dua
good morning
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day
Good Morning! Have a nice day
Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments…Good morning!
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments…Good morning!
Ek Bewafa se Wafa kar raha hun
Uski Ibadat karke Khuda ko Khafa kar raha hun
Ek BAAR me Maut gawara Nai muje
Kisto me Khudkushi kar raha hun
Uski Ibadat karke Khuda ko Khafa kar raha hun
Ek BAAR me Maut gawara Nai muje
Kisto me Khudkushi kar raha hun
Zindagi mein kuch bhi haasil na kar paaye
Na jee paaye,aur na hi mar paaye
Har baar dil mein basa hua koi rok leta hai
Na woh humein bhula paaya na hum usse bhula paaye(mkm)
Na jee paaye,aur na hi mar paaye
Har baar dil mein basa hua koi rok leta hai
Na woh humein bhula paaya na hum usse bhula paaye(mkm)
Phir chupke se aahein bharta hai koi
Phir pyar se humein bulata hai koi
Par hum to bahaut dour ja chuke hein
Kiyonki patthar sa apna dil banata hai koi
Phir pyar se humein bulata hai koi
Par hum to bahaut dour ja chuke hein
Kiyonki patthar sa apna dil banata hai koi
Pyar tujhe bhi hai hum se,hum maante hain
Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain
Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati
Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil
Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati
Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain
Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati
Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil
Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati
Things 2 take note when u sleep:
1st-miss me,
2nd-think of me,
3rd-hug me,
4th-love me.
Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.
Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night
1st-miss me,
2nd-think of me,
3rd-hug me,
4th-love me.
Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.
Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night
A special face,
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
My day won’t certainly be over
for I have something left to do.
I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night
for I have something left to do.
I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night
Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!
Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night
Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
Doctor: sorry Major sab
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai
Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
Love is a gamble,
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again.
Sex is game.
Boys get fucking,
Girls get pain.
One night plasure,
Nine month pain.
One day in a hospital
and a junior fucker comes again.
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
Ramlal:Thakur sahab. Gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: To main kya karun?
Ramlal:bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?
Thakur: To main kya karun?
Ramlal:bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?
Train mein aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
sardar-murga kaise diye
murgawala-70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar- rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala-isko aids hai.
sardar- de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai.
murgawala-70,50 aur 10 ka.
sardar- rs 10 ka itna sasta kyu?
murgawala-isko aids hai.
sardar- de do khana hi hai gand thode hi marni hai.
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida..
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida..
WIFE-1 baat bolu maarna mat.!
Husband-Bolo!
W-Main Pregnant hu.!
H-Ye to khushi ki baat hai.
W-College life me 1baar Papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi..
Husband-Bolo!
W-Main Pregnant hu.!
H-Ye to khushi ki baat hai.
W-College life me 1baar Papa ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi..
santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi.
Dr mareez ki gaand main ungli kar ke baitha tha.
Ek ne poocha Dr sahab kya kar rahey ho ??
Dr: mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon......
Ek ne phir poocha kaise ? ?
Dr.: yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga........:)
Ek ne poocha Dr sahab kya kar rahey ho ??
Dr: mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon......
Ek ne phir poocha kaise ? ?
Dr.: yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga........:)
kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka, aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai ijajat hai ?
bivi bolti hai G. poori raat kaam laga kar beemaar kar ke sasural chodney chal deta hai aur wahan se chaltey samay saas se kehta hai ijajat hai ? tabhi bivi chhila deti hai maa ijajat mat dena gand faad dega!........
bivi bolti hai G. poori raat kaam laga kar beemaar kar ke sasural chodney chal deta hai aur wahan se chaltey samay saas se kehta hai ijajat hai ? tabhi bivi chhila deti hai maa ijajat mat dena gand faad dega!........
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense
If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
Aunty:- Ne sex ke baad ladke se pucha tune condom kyu nahi lagaya?
Ladka:- Aunty pack per likha tha ..."DO NOT USE IF THE SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN".
Ladka:- Aunty pack per likha tha ..."DO NOT USE IF THE SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN".
Friendship Adult version:
Friendship Isnt about I M SORRY
Its About 'MA CHUDA'
Its not About WHERE R U ?
Its About 'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HE'
Its not About I 4Give U!
Its About 'MUH ME LELE'
Its Not About NO!
Its About 'GHANTA'
Its Not About TOO SMALL!
Its About 'JHANT BARBAR'!
Its NOt Aout TOO BIG
Its About 'GAND PHAAD'!
Its Not About DIFFICULTY!
Its About 'GAND FAT GAI'!
&Finally
Its Not About WE ROCK
Its About 'MAA CHOD DI'!
Friendship Isnt about I M SORRY
Its About 'MA CHUDA'
Its not About WHERE R U ?
Its About 'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HE'
Its not About I 4Give U!
Its About 'MUH ME LELE'
Its Not About NO!
Its About 'GHANTA'
Its Not About TOO SMALL!
Its About 'JHANT BARBAR'!
Its NOt Aout TOO BIG
Its About 'GAND PHAAD'!
Its Not About DIFFICULTY!
Its About 'GAND FAT GAI'!
&Finally
Its Not About WE ROCK
Its About 'MAA CHOD DI'!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty,
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy,
WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Life paradox:
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)
What u want u don’t get (luv)
What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage)
What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend)
What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani.
Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.
Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.
Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.
Patni chalisha jo nar gave, sab such chhod param dukh paave.
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai,
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Santa train ki patri par so gaya…
Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!
Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega!
Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court,
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
If Dhoni Weds Sania.
What Would Their First Child Be Named
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What Would Their First Child Be Named
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
When I go wrong,
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai?
Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.
Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…
Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu…
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
So change ur underwear daily.
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is
‘NO CURRENCY’.
Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Night is a wonderful opportunity
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.
Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
Good Night!
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
Good Night!
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels
in my heart they stay…And so to God I always pray the best
of blessings be yours…Each day & Night
in my heart they stay…And so to God I always pray the best
of blessings be yours…Each day & Night
My day won”t certainly be over for I have something left to do.
I just couldn”t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night
I just couldn”t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night
look…the moon is calling u …see the stars r shining
for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle
in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle
in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
Finally hum Uth Gaey hain.
To Jis Jis ne hamein Good Morning Kehna hai,
Wo Line mein Kharey Hojaein,
Kindly AIk Doosrey ko Dhakka mat Dein..
1 Bajey Tak Darshan Hongey…
To Jis Jis ne hamein Good Morning Kehna hai,
Wo Line mein Kharey Hojaein,
Kindly AIk Doosrey ko Dhakka mat Dein..
1 Bajey Tak Darshan Hongey…
The stars are out,
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight
Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams
Aik Sardar road pr potti kartay huay pakra gea…
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Police man usay Police Station lay janay laga to
Sardar bola:
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Saboot (Proof) to lay chalo
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Police man usay Police Station lay janay laga to
Sardar bola:
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Saboot (Proof) to lay chalo
"15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani khol diya jaye ga"
( Indian Govt. )
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Q k Unki bachi(sania mirza) ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na
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Q k Unki bachi(sania mirza) ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
SHOAIB MALIK ne SANIA Se Pocha:
Kia Main Hi Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hun?
SANIA: Darling Kr Di Na PAKISTANION Wali Baat.
SPINNER KO B KABHI New Ball MILI HAI?
Kia Main Hi Tumhara Pehla Pyar Hun?
SANIA: Darling Kr Di Na PAKISTANION Wali Baat.
SPINNER KO B KABHI New Ball MILI HAI?
Main ye sim Off Kr Raha Hun
Is Pr Muje Boht Calls Or Msgs a Rahe Hyn Log Tang Krte Hyn
Pochte Hyn k,
Ap Ne Sania mirza Ko Q Chor Diya.?..;-)
Is Pr Muje Boht Calls Or Msgs a Rahe Hyn Log Tang Krte Hyn
Pochte Hyn k,
Ap Ne Sania mirza Ko Q Chor Diya.?..;-)
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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believe in FLIRTING :p
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
Ah– I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
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“Pay The Bill”
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
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“Pay The Bill”
It must have been a rainy day when you were born..
Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBU
1 for AMMI
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBU
1 for AMMI
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?
Can you see me?
no?
Turn around,
can you see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!
no?
Turn around,
can you see me now?
no?
Turn again,
can you see me now?
I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!
Benefits of Kissing:
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?
what a good swimmer I would be?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk…
A late night out…
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
Fully drunk…
A late night out…
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: “Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.”
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”
GoodNight
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”
GoodNight
G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
Another day ends and
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Daikh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe be neend ane lagi.
“Good Night”
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Daikh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe be neend ane lagi.
“Good Night”
Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
Another day ends and
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Hello ! This is our ATD
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… “Good Night”
( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
We are the experts in disturbing
and irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank you!… “Good Night”
Sun is upset and moon is happy,
Bcoz sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.
Bcoz sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.
Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night
Ladies hostel k compound me ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi.
Bahut shor hua to unki madam chillai,
bina shor k maza lo varna cycle mein Seat lagwa dungi.
Bahut shor hua to unki madam chillai,
bina shor k maza lo varna cycle mein Seat lagwa dungi.
Ladkio ki ada hume pasand nahi
ladkio se bate hume pasand nahi,
wo to aane wale bachho ki zid hai ki
Mummy chahiye warna hume shadi pasand nahi.
ladkio se bate hume pasand nahi,
wo to aane wale bachho ki zid hai ki
Mummy chahiye warna hume shadi pasand nahi.
1 sardar ki gaand pe funsi ho gayi
vo Aaina rakh kar davai laga raha tha ki uska lund khada ho gaya.
SARDAR SHARMA KAR BOLA ABE NICHE BATH JA,
YE APNI Hai
vo Aaina rakh kar davai laga raha tha ki uska lund khada ho gaya.
SARDAR SHARMA KAR BOLA ABE NICHE BATH JA,
YE APNI Hai
Girl 2 boy: Main tumhe hmesha ke liye chhodkar ja rahi hu mujhe bhul jana!
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,Na tere jane ka gum, Ja Behen tera kissa khtam!!
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,Na tere jane ka gum, Ja Behen tera kissa khtam!!
Vomit msg-rn1 Rani ne kaha k jo Mere Thook k 3 glass piyega Mai Us se Shadi karungiSanta ne 2 glas piye n Ruk GyaRani-Bs Dar Gye?Santa-Nai Balgam chaba ra hu..
Santa ne ladki se jhagda karte karte chut mein ungli kar di.
Ladki boli teri ye himmat,
Santa bola tumne hi to kaha ungli neeche karke baat karo..
Ladki boli teri ye himmat,
Santa bola tumne hi to kaha ungli neeche karke baat karo..
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
“AMMI BHOOT”
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
“AMMI BHOOT”
Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
U always be cool & right!!!
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
X’cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNightâ€.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorningâ€.
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNightâ€.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorningâ€.
Remember that each time u fall ..
I’ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
I’ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep”gud night”
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there’s stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams
will always be wid u. Good Nite!
will always be wid u. Good Nite!
kal ki haseen moulaqat k lieh ajj ratt k lieh hum tum juda ho jaty
hein acha chalo soo jaty hein SHAB-A-KHAIR
hein acha chalo soo jaty hein SHAB-A-KHAIR
Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time ;) GOOD’NITE
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time ;) GOOD’NITE
I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some
ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the
dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight
ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the
dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true… nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u .
A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given…Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak
so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak
so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams…
Stars light Stars bright u’re the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams .
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite…….
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite
No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter there’s stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be wid u. Gd Nite!
no matter there’s stars or moon,
as long as ur heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be wid u. Gd Nite!
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite
Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up… Gd nite N sleep TiTE ‘
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..
Di£ me hamesha Ek shor ho raha hai..
Bina $m$ .. Di£ bor ho raha hai….
Kahi aisa to nahi…. Ke ek pyaara sa dost ‘GØØD NIGHT’ kiye bina hi so raha hai
Bina $m$ .. Di£ bor ho raha hai….
Kahi aisa to nahi…. Ke ek pyaara sa dost ‘GØØD NIGHT’ kiye bina hi so raha hai
Angel East
Angel West
The North
and the South
look after you all nite long
Angel West
The North
and the South
look after you all nite long
10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*#
THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a whish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight
sending u 1000 smiles.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye.
Lo vi Mitro
Goodnight
Nal e Good morning vi lelo kyoki aapa savere late uthna hai
Goodnight
Nal e Good morning vi lelo kyoki aapa savere late uthna hai
A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams
Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night†kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night†kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
No matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
As u go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia karen
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia karen
Morning Voice..
UK = Hi Dear
USA = Good Morning
CHINA = Mehan
JAPAN = Shanhow
ITALY = Manichi
INDIA = Namastay
FRANCE = Sanchay
PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )
UK = Hi Dear
USA = Good Morning
CHINA = Mehan
JAPAN = Shanhow
ITALY = Manichi
INDIA = Namastay
FRANCE = Sanchay
PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )
Aik Sardar Tha..
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
:
:
Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! :-)
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
:
:
Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! :-)
Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?
Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?
Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
I Miss U Rozana,
After Breakfast & Khana,
Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,
Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,
Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )
After Breakfast & Khana,
Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,
Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,
Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
hoslay saray main azma baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha
jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa
usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha
Susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
1 Pathan Aur 1 American,
Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..
American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..
American Bola: What is This..??
Pathan Bola: This is Language..
Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..
American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..
American Bola: What is This..??
Pathan Bola: This is Language..
Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Winter is going 2 start…
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo
us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
$hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Allah aap ko
lambay baalon wala
kali kali aankhon wala
meethi si awaz wala
chhel chhabeela
khoobsoorat sa
smart sa
bakra ataa farmaye
Qurbani ke liye!
lambay baalon wala
kali kali aankhon wala
meethi si awaz wala
chhel chhabeela
khoobsoorat sa
smart sa
bakra ataa farmaye
Qurbani ke liye!
Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…
My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
to
to
DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
to
to
DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . .
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . .
Good Friendz R Like Tom & Jerry..
Sometimes Small Fights
&
Craps Keeps Them Apart,
But They Always
Come Back Together
To Run A Long Episode.
Sometimes Small Fights
&
Craps Keeps Them Apart,
But They Always
Come Back Together
To Run A Long Episode.
No One In Ths World Is Rich Enough
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRNDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.
However FRNDS
Help Recreate Those
Moments Frm Time 2time
@ No Cost.
Friend Is An Evergreen Relation
Which Never Thinks
Y We r Friends,
But Wen 2 Friends Miss
Each Other Their Heart
Feels Something Is Missing
Which Never Thinks
Y We r Friends,
But Wen 2 Friends Miss
Each Other Their Heart
Feels Something Is Missing
Apni dosti ki gari kuch is qadar chal pari
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake
Flowerz Of Friendship
Never Gives Up,
Its A Promise Made Forever.
It Brings Happiness To
The Heart & Mind
And
Makes Every
Dream Come Alive …
Never Gives Up,
Its A Promise Made Forever.
It Brings Happiness To
The Heart & Mind
And
Makes Every
Dream Come Alive …
Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hy,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hy…
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hy…
A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isn’t It?
Sign Of A True Friend …
He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,
When Everyone Says
“Man ! You Smile Alot …”
He Always See The Pain Behind Ur Eyes At That Time,
When Everyone Says
“Man ! You Smile Alot …”
1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay
Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha
100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?
2% ne kaha
“White”
1% ne kaha
“Black”
97% ne kaha
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“UTRA HUA”
SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega
17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom
26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!
Husband & wife ne
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…
Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…
Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga…
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga
Why do women wear panty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .
1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay?
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Socho?
Socho?
socho na,
Answar Is Very simple
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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.
Ghalib nay Larki ko periods mai dekha to arz kiya,,
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai
Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,
Kamal ho gya ghalib,
Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai
01-05: nono
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai
Aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
Aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
usse koi chod deta hai
woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai
kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge
Aam zindagi-
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“
Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“
Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar
A Little girl asked a call girl
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay
Name Of Russian Sex Minister “Zabardasti BoobPresski “
Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“
Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“
&
Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed
Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“
Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“
&
Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed
A girl to her friend: yar meri kamar dukh rahi hai?
Friend: why?
Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye..
friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo..
girl: me to kar lu lekin mere “kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi…“
Friend: why?
Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye..
friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo..
girl: me to kar lu lekin mere “kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi…“
Aik Dafa Dulha
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Teacher: Jab Me Parhati Hon
Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi
Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi
Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . .
Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
Lady 2 Dr: meray husband ka bohot bara hai,
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Boy2sales Girl: give a condom?
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod raha tha
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
jab uske CHIKU they,
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,
jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.
Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji
warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji
warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son”s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad
Dad went to school to get son”s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad
Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai
tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ?
To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ?
To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
main mangta hoon tu dati nahi…
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Evolution of man:
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!!
Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you.
Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh?
Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you.
Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh?
Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birhday***
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birhday***
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Nahi plz
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
how is sex related to math?
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
loving urs…..toilet!
Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
to show u my glow in the dark watch.
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!